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    Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Maybe this is why college-aged girls are "a bit old" for Mel Hall's taste.
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Alfred Einstein was a high school dropout.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    06/18/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack: Who the hell is Alfred Einstein?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/18/09

    @VTBen: Bruce Wayne's butler.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    "Classic" baseball cards. I sense a future recurring feature on DS: dead baseball cards of the past. The 80s-90s would be great. Sportflics, Score, Skybox, Donruss, Fleer...the possibilities are pretty much endless.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    How does this explains Turk Wendell's obsession with Colgate?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    I knew there had to be a reason why nobody uses Guster as their entrance song.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    In their defense, George W Bush graduated from Yale.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/18/09

    @Artie Fufkin: I don't think that whole Yale thing would go over well in an MLB clubhouse.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Jerry Manuel got his BS in Biology from Kentucky Mountain Bible College, with a concentration in New Testament.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    06/18/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel:


    I think Jerry has a Masters in BS.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    And only three of those know how to calculate VORP.


    But how many of them know how to whip-up a batch of GORP? That's much more relevant, somehow.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Is Milton Bradley one of them?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    So this is the reason it's so difficult to find a good game of euchre in a Major League clubhouse?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Pictured: Major League Asshole.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    I was under the impression Roy Halladay had a PhD?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/18/09

    @Gourmet Spud: that explains it, the cocaine was for medical purposes*!


    *yes, this stuff exists.

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    And yet they make my yearly salary in like a week.


    //goes looking for xanax

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Chris Young was the captain of the Padres's MathCounts team until Derrek Lee hammer-fisted him down to a 3rd grade reading level.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/18/09

    In reply to Stay In School, Kids (And You'll Be Smarter Than Any Major Leaguer)
    Kinesiologists unite!
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