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    Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Me making the snark/Jezebel joke initially. I was trying for my weekly Shakespeare joke here.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor: Ahhh, ok. A bit too highbrow for my mid-Sunday-afternoon buzz.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor: You making a weekly Shakespeare joke? I'd keep telling the same "Something is rotten in the state of Joakim Noah's face" over and over again.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    That isn't what women do, & people generally?


    These are not the women you and I are used to. They're, well, different.


    Sorry Pete, apparently I started DUAN early here.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor: What are you referring to???
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    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor: I mean, which comment?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    BTW, can an announcer downplay a brawl in the stands any more?
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Hey Pete, I sent you an email at the Deadspin Tips address.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @MrRedDevil: If it was a picture of your cock, I thought they told you to stop that. Just like I did.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    (2 minutes before the video)


    Here comes a Jezebell commenter. I will body snark at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.


    Do you body snark at me?


    I do body snark.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor: Can you please explain what in the FUCK "body snark" means?? I have a feeling that I'll be worse off for it, but I simply must know.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/03/09

    @Katni: I think it's when they talk shit about someone else's body.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    05/03/09

    @Katni:The only thing I can gather from perusing D/JUAN is it is something that will get you banned from Jezebel. We can ask tonight.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/03/09

    @Katni: I don't know, but over here in Santa Cruz, we just had a series of snark attacks that have left 12 emotionally wounded.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @MrRedDevil: @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    Yep, I was right. Do they have to have a cutesy term for EVERYTHING??

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    @Roto_Tudor:


    Please don't.

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/03/09

    @Karlifornia: What's the prescribed cure, a facial and a manicure?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    @Karlifornia: +1. It was because of all the blood in the water...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/03/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Facial with cucumbers over the eyes. In case you get hungry.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Sometimes I just wish that a black hole would appear somewhere and suck in everything in it's vicinity.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Must've caught her reading a book without pictures.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Kriss Kross!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/03/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That fight was wiggity wiggity wiggity whack.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    In the event of a softball brawl, the best way to break it up is to scream, "Hey! Is that The Indigo Girls in the parking lot?!?"
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    Red Wings-Ducks going to OT#2.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/03/09

    In reply to Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
    I haven't seen this many brawling lesbians since that k.d. lang show got canceled in Bangkok.
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