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New York, 11:14 AM
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    Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    I've seen Gary the Retard throw his pudding in a more accurate manner.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    In addition to teaching Baba Booey how to throw a baseball, Kige has been working with Tiger on his swing the past few weeks.



    + Watch video
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf could have done better, and Hank is dead.
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    05/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: True story, Hank was from my area and was constantly at different bars around here, I've had the pleasure of having a beer with him a couple of times.


    Contrary to his name, he was never angry in person, although that "drunken" part was spot-on.

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    05/11/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: cool story, although I have to admit I haven't listened to Stern since he went to Sirius.
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    05/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Neither have I, I just never really thought I'd have a chance to actually tell my Hank the Drunken Dwarf story on here so I went for it.


    It never comes out sounding as cool as it actually was.

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    05/11/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Kind of like when people talk about hooking up with Elizabeth Taylor.
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    05/11/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Richard Burton understands.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    Finally the Orioles bullpen has reason to feel good about themselves.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    What are the prerequisites to be considered a "celebrity?" I ask this because I've no idea who the hell Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate is.


    Seriously, who the f--k is this guy?

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    05/11/09

    so wait, people are still listening to Stern? @Quake 'n' Shake: the producer of the long since relevant Howard Stern show.
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    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    that went as well as Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's attempts to blow smoke out his tear ducts.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    Luckily he has the opportunity to right this wrong when he replays the first pitch in his strat-o-matic season 20 years from now.
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    In reply to Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster
    Seriously dude? Just kill yourself.
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