Oh she said her towels, not bowels, are green and gold. For a second I just thought she wasn't trying to be homecoming queen, just a very creepy Peter King wannabe.
What would American revolutionary and founding father George Mason say if he knew that a gay man had been elected homecoming queen at the University that bears his name?
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Kill me, I'm 283 years old.
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-Rick Reilly
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"I haven't been this confused about gender since that time I rented Tootsie on VHS."
- the Manatee that writes for The Family Guy
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/Making fun of sororities doesn't get old
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