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    So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...

    Even Comic Strip Characters Have Had Enough
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Some online media titan is going to wake up this morning ecstatic re increase in pageviews for the 'spin...


    Methinks somebody's going to get a nice little reward for thinking this one up!

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    Image of Schm Schm
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    YOU GUYS. I had a great time here. Please come goof off with us on our SNS thread all week, and there's no doubt I/we'll be stopping by here occasionally as well. You fellas are quite the nice change of pace; it was refreshing talking to yall.


    Night!

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    So this is the first time on Deadspin I've actually had to use threaded view to keep up with the conversation.


    I now know the reason they implemented it.


    But I'm still sticking with good old classic view.

     Reply
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    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Goodnight everyone! It was lovely meeting all of you!
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    Image of Schm Schm
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Do you guys have a DUAN every night? Or do you continue commenting on this one all week long (like us)?
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    Schm was starred Schm was unstarred
    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/20/09

    @Schmalerie: Every night, dearie.


    But even added up, it's not like SNS.

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    Image of Schm Schm
    04/20/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: It will be now! Muaha...
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Time for bed for me. It's off to have a wank (or 4) and watch the Rock of Love Reunion (don't judge me!) on DVR. Night Spinners. You rock. Y'all come back over to the pink side whenever you'd like!
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: In which order?
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: They had the reuinion show already? I missed it! Oh well. Night!
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Two wanks before, 2 after maybe? Or maybe 2 before, 1 during, and 1 after. I shall have to see how it plays out.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    there are some cool gawkerites, you just have to weed out the twatwaffles.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    04/20/09

    @Stabby McStabberson: aaaaaand that was supposed to be a response to vaginawig's post. i think i need to go get some sleep.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    This quite successful social experiment encouraged me to click over to all of the Gawker sites and see what other ones I had been missing. The answer? None. None of the other sites look remotely interesting. Except Gawker, if I can stay away from the comments there because they make me stabby.
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: When you are stabby, do you put sex toys in the wounds?
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    Image of Sex Fabregas Sex Fabregas
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: I'll just assume you've clicked over to fleshbot before then.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Only the gaping wound in my crotchal region.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @Sex Fabregas: Of course. But they aren't linked anymore on the Gawker sites, sadly. I heard they got sold but I don't know for sure.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Wow, I guess Nibbles really is crapping out. Does this happen on Jez too?
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    Pete Gaines was starred Pete Gaines was unstarred
    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    @Pete Gaines: Yes. Yes it does.
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    SugarSugar was starred SugarSugar was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Oh come on Nibbles. I was just about to repremand Craig Esherick's Mustache for being a joke robber you twiffling cuntwagon.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    @Shakεy: Oops. Nibbles, YOU are the twiffling cuntwagon, not the good man Esherick's Mustache.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/20/09

    @Shakεy: You weren't here. It was funny. And I gave you all of the credit.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yes yes, thank you very much. That picture is priceless.
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    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/20/09

    @Shakεy: Where did you find that picture anyway? GIS?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yeah, I just searched 'funny hamster'. There are many worthy Nibbles slaying images.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Alright - I am out. Gonna pass out on my couch for a couple of hours before the fire drills kick up at work. Y'all are beautiful. Almost to 5000? What a night. See you around...
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    I have so much to write about and cannot bring myself to write it. Poor blog will go neglected tonight. Blah.
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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: I'm the kind of person who will write furiously for a week, then not touch it for two.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: I post usually more than once a day. I removed the link from my profile because my ex's roomie was furiously trying to figure out which Jez commenter I was to find my blog. No fun when real life and internet life collide.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    So horror movies, especially horror movie music gets to me. A lot. And now I'm all scared and alone. And I can't get my dog because that awful urban legend pops in my head. So, please tell me a joke. Crude and off-color preferred.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: So what's your favorite scary movie?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @CoolHwhip: The only one I could sit through without stopping for a breather was Silence of the Lambs, but some call it a thriller.

    Other than that, I'll watch zombies a la Romero.
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: A guy goes to his doctor:
    "Doc, I got a problem, every morning my wife wakes me up with a blowjob. After that, we fuck in the shower, then I take the kids to school, fuck their teacher in the janitor's room, go to work, bend my secretary over my desk, fuck her, meet a client for lunch and a blowjob, come back, nail the secretary again, meet my mistress after work, fuck her, stop by my bosses for a three way with his wife, go home and my wife blows me while I fall asleep."
    Doc says, "So what's the problem?"
    "It hurts when I jerk off"
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I was trying to be "spooky" with a Scream reference. Of course, I failed.


    But I think Saw and Scream are up there with my favorite scary movies. The sequels sucked hard though. 28 Days Later is also entertaining.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @CoolHwhip: I haven't seen Scream, but I've seen Saw (on a date, actually. In the heat of the moment, I told the guy I hated him for bringing me to that movie... I apologized nicely afterward).
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Brilliant! An edgier "Aristocrats."
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Did you snuggle close to him to hide your eyes?


    Cause if so, great movie choice by him.

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    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @CoolHwhip: No, no I did not. If a guy wants to be snuggled close, he'll take me to see a Diehard-esque Explosion-thon.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: With a hole in the popcorn right?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @CoolHwhip: Hot buttered.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Go on...
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    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @CoolHwhip: Well, from then it goes an awful lot like that Hot Blooded Foreigner song.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/20/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: OK, that is pretty hilarious.


    I like this joke.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Nibbles you comment rapist, me and Jesus_M_Christ will destroy you.
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    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    @Shakεy: Wow. I honestly thought Iracane was making that name up.


    We call him Twitdor.

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    SugarSugar was starred SugarSugar was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/20/09

    @SugarSugar: Hmm? Tell me more. I may or may not be behind the Jesus twit.
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    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    @Shakεy: Neurotickitten named him. I am just the messenger of the name.
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    SugarSugar was starred SugarSugar was unstarred
    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    In reply to So About That Dustin Pedroia Story ...
    Okay, so... I'm not gonna lie: you Spinners are pretty awesome.
     Reply
    SugarSugar was starred SugarSugar was unstarred
    Image of Schm Schm
    04/20/09

    @SugarSugar: I am quite pleased with how well this turned out.


    Can we have a prom with you guys now?

     Reply
    Schm was starred Schm was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @SugarSugar: I agree. I wonder why I never wandered over here earlier.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: After checking out the Dayspin stuff, I don't think I could hang during daytime hours here. I'd be chased out with bats me thinks.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/20/09

    @Schmalerie: Oooh can we have a prom? I'll spike the punch!
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    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    @Schmalerie: Only if VaginaWig promises to spike the punch.
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    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: It's not that you couldn't, it's that the references are 1) generally obscure sports references, 2) Deadspin-created memes or 3) generally dirty thoughts. If you can pick up on those three, welcome to the club. If not, we're more than happy to have you folks here at DUAN.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: I'm not witty, but I want to read more analysis of sports news, so I'm game.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @jgaugust: I can do dirty thoughts! I write about sex and talk about sex and worked in sex toy stores and did sex education for a living. I CAN DO DIRTY VERY, VERY WELL.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/20/09

    @SugarSugar: It's funny, there's a parallel "Wow, the Deadspinners are pretty awesome" thread going on on Jez right now.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    04/20/09

    @chritter: Where? I can't find it. I haz a sad.
     Reply
    VaginaWig is A Merkin was starred VaginaWig is A Merkin was unstarred
    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    04/20/09

    @chritter: I think I stole the idea from Jez. I can't claim originality.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/20/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: Last Saturday's SNS is still going, it's on there, down deep.
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