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    Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    So guys... how many no-hitters have you thrown?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    I gather Karl Malone will also be at Citi Field this Saturday?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    Big deal... by age 12 Mackenzie Phillips was able to roll a perfect joint.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    She's old enough to throw out a perfect game, she's old enough to throw the first pitch out at a MLB game, but she's not old enough to vote? God, sometimes this country sickens me.
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    Image of Da Thrilla Birdzilla Da Thrilla Birdzilla
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    Oy vey, I forgot the ?
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/24/09

    @Vida Blue Balls: no, no. you were correct in making that second sentance an affirmative
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets


    Probably works more often than calling up as Roman Polanski.

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/24/09

    @Hatey McLife: Bingo!
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    Image of PaulU PaulU
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    Nice blank hat. It looks like a baseball card that comes in a pack of Hostess cupcakes. Cheap bastards.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    04/24/09

    @PaulU: +1 addition to your bicycle spokes
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    Image of Charles Slavik Charles Slavik
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    Cool story, but...c'mon bro. In a six inning, eighteen batter perfect game none of the opposing boys egos would be saddled with anything more than a size two K-collar. You would only get two AB's.


    "The taunting rings in your ears and burns like fire, and will for years. A girl pitched a perfect game against your Little League team, and you struck out three times. Nelson Muntz approves."

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    04/24/09

    @Charles Slavik: Judges? Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for:


    and you struck out three times


    It's easy to see how they won the game, since the opposing team only had 6 players.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    "Yo dawg, you're throwing out the first pitch at the Met's game on Saturday!"


    I immediately thought Livan's 60 year old body had finally crumbled to pieces.

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    But it's unfair! At 12, she's like three times the size of her male opponents.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    ..or basketball, in which she's a highly touted point guard.


    Upon hearing this, Tim Floyd has offered her a full ride.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/24/09

    @Peter King's Goiter: I hear he offered her a scholarship, too.
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    Image of PenskeMaterial PenskeMaterial
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    If she were a Blue Jays prospect, she'd have already had her Tommy John surgery.
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    04/24/09

    @PenskeMaterial: "If she were a Blue Jays prospect, she'd have already been traded for a white, utility infielder.


    /J. P. Riccardi'd

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    "Yo dawg, you're throwing out the first pitch at the Met's game on Saturday!"


    "Now go get your Daddy a fucking beer."

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    in which she's a highly touted point guard


    Yeah, I'd like to know who's out there, scouting and touting 12 year old girl's basketball players.


    "Strengths: quick to the hoop, good touch on jump-shot, above average court vision.


    Weaknesses: Is a fucking 12-year-old girl."

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/24/09

    In reply to Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets
    I want to pinch those cheeks.


    No, those cheeks.

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