Deadspin: gisele bundchen

John Edward Brady Will Soon Have Better Looking Half-Brother Or Half-Sister To Resent

DAULERIO — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:18:28 EDT

So says the nosy gossips at the Boston Herald who heard through an anonymous friend via Life & Style, that Gisele was successfully inseminated during the couple's honeymoon. Or she's just bloated. [Shutdown Corner]

Ha Ha ... Tom Brady Fell Out Of A Boat

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:45:58 EDT

World's Fanciest Human can't even row a kayak down the Charles River without needing to be rescued from knee-deep water! What's that? Still a good-looking, supermodel-having NFL quarterback? Well....at least I didn't fall out of a boat! [Boston Herald]

Tom Brady Must Be Thrilled

DAULERIO — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:00:45 EDT

Hey, it's his new bride being groped by nude, muscular black men! [Arab Aquarius]

Tom Brady Is Engaged!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:15:00 EST

TMZ is reporting that invalid quarterback Tom Brady, who dumped his hot pregnant actress girlfriend for less pregnant supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is now affianced to said supermodel, thereby taking his golden ass off the market.

The otherwise useless former athlete allegedly proposed to the genetic freak onboard a private jet, in front of her parents, on Christmas Eve. She also allegedly said yes, despite the fact that he is damaged goods—his withered husk of a knee rendering him incapable of stealing American hearts with crisp short-yardage passes to Randy Moss, late-game heroics reminiscent of a young Alexander The Great, or amassing many billions of dollars in endorsement deals with his rakish good looks and Midwestern farm boy charms. With his Super Bowl prospects, earning potential, and actress-ravishing abilities at an all-time nadir—and her well-regarded ability to sexually hypnotize any man in the world—his bride-to-be has successfully transacted what is known in the financial world as "buying the cow when the milk rotten."

It must be love.

Brady and Gisele - Engaged!!! [TMZ]
Tom Brady Proposes to Gisele Bundchen [Brahsome]

Gisele Bundchen's Buttock-Baring Shorts Can Finally Be Seen As They Were Originally Intended

DAULERIO — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:30:14 EDT

Plenty of online pants-stirring commotion occurred a few months ago when photos of Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen getting a butt-buff were loosed upon the internet masses. Finally, V magazine's fall issue was released and the photos of Gisele doing her whole giraffe-wearing-Daisy Dukes routine can be flipped through and ogled at a hair salon near you. (Sadly, Kige, did not make the final print version.)

Other than that, the if you'd like to see the rest of the photos without Kige peeking out of her shorts, there are plenty of other fine places that have them available. Are these NSFW? Somewhat, I guess. :

• Just Jared
•The Bosh
• And, for some reason, The Huffington Post

Enjoy.

Gisele [V magazine]