I like how at 1:07 the weird guy who decided that he had to rewind TiVo, film this and then upload it to YouTube, still had the wherewithal to turn down the volume down because BITCH GOT LOUD.
I think anyone who could sit through the entire "OK Blue Jays" song at the SkyDome deserves $10,001.
You've got a diamond You've got nine men You've got a hat and a bat And that's not all You've got the bleachers Got 'em from spring 'til fall You got a dog and a drink And the umpire's call Whaddaya want? Let's play ball!
(Chorus) Okay (okay) Blue Jays (Blue Jays) Let's (Let's) Play (Play) Ball!
Is that a fly ball Or is it a seagull Coming in from the lake Just to catch the game? It's the last inning Our guys are winning Dave's put down a smoker A strike And you've got no doubt (You're out!) Waddaya want? Let's play ball!
(Chorus)
It's a beautiful evenin', fans At the ballpark Warm summer breezes Sun's goin' down And it's all dark At the ballpark But that's okay…it's a night game Waddaya want? Let's play ball!
(Chorus)
Bring on the White Sox Bring on the BoSox Bring on the Brewers The Rangers and the Yankees too We'll beat the Indians We'll beat the Tigers We'll beat the A's so bad it'll make Billy blue Waddaya want? Let's play ball!
Part of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's torture was they put a plate of delicious Yankee Stadium Nachos in front of him. Then they told him that the nachos had been prepared by David Wells.
the only thing that should be "white with foam" during the 7th inning stretch is my $20 cup of Sierra Nevada or Steinbrenner's mouth as he convulses in a seizure...
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"That's my brand of patriotism, too!" - Dick Cheney.
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There you go, shooting off your face again.
Oh wait...
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You've got a diamond
You've got nine men
You've got a hat and a bat
And that's not all
You've got the bleachers
Got 'em from spring 'til fall
You got a dog and a drink
And the umpire's call
Whaddaya want?
Let's play ball!
(Chorus)
Okay (okay)
Blue Jays (Blue Jays)
Let's (Let's)
Play (Play)
Ball!
Is that a fly ball
Or is it a seagull
Coming in from the lake
Just to catch the game?
It's the last inning
Our guys are winning
Dave's put down a smoker
A strike
And you've got no doubt
(You're out!)
Waddaya want?
Let's play ball!
(Chorus)
It's a beautiful evenin', fans
At the ballpark
Warm summer breezes
Sun's goin' down
And it's all dark
At the ballpark
But that's okay…it's a night game
Waddaya want?
Let's play ball!
(Chorus)
Bring on the White Sox
Bring on the BoSox
Bring on the Brewers
The Rangers and the Yankees too
We'll beat the Indians
We'll beat the Tigers
We'll beat the A's so bad it'll make
Billy blue
Waddaya want?
Let's play ball!
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