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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Mmmm....cellulite. Seriously, if you're going to do a porno, you need somebody hot to look at. The back of some 40-something former MILF's cottage-cheese thighs doesn't do it for me.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    There are many ways of getting yourself banned from exclusive country clubs.

    Tell me about it. Apparently masturbating in the pro shop is one of them.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Is it my imagination, or is that guy using a driver on a putting green?

    And no, for once, this is not a double entendre.
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    Image of J Money BS J Money BS
    12/16/09

    @AzureTexan: It's not a driver, I don't think, but it is a wood.... and yes, that was my first thought, too.

    That and wearing jeans are two of the best ways to get banned from a country club.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment J Money BS was starred J Money BS was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @J Money BS: You're right. It really looks like a 3 wood or a 5 wood.

    And yeah, wearing Wranglers to Morningwood CC or whatever will totally get you tossed, ever if you're Brett Favre.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Ecch, I hate cottage cheese.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Quintana actually agreed to let Bangbus film in his condo because he thought he would get to meet Terrell Owens.
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    Image of President Camacho President Camacho
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Jesus, look at that cellulite. Her thighs look like a map of Middle Earth. I swear I can see Gondor.
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    Image of KaiserSoze KaiserSoze
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    Does this mean the filming of "Indiana Bones and the Temple Of Poon" is on hold ?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    There are many ways of getting yourself banned from exclusive country clubs. Being poor or a minority are probably the most common

    I guess this ends any hope for a golf-themed episode of Ball Honeys
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    Image of Samer Ocho Cinco Samer Ocho Cinco
    12/16/09

    In reply to A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You Think
    At the end of the movie, Tony tries to shoot his load from the condo onto Devon's back on the green, and if he gets it on her tramp stamp, everyone gets free lettuce wraps courtesy of P.F. Wangs.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    Aw, c'mon, Ian — to make those Tiger-related "down under" jokes really sizzle, we need an Aussie to say them! (Also, Ian, if you could work "vegemite" in there, we'd appreciate it.)
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    Image of Sir_Loin Sir_Loin
    12/15/09

    @AzureTexan: Can't he at least say Tiger's head is full of zombie?
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Sir_Loin was starred Sir_Loin was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    @Sir_Loin: Only if he meets a strange lady who, as luck would have it, makes him nervous.
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    Image of Sir_Loin Sir_Loin
    12/15/09

    @AzureTexan: I guess Finch is slack jaw, nothin' much to say...
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    Image of Las Goteras Las Goteras
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    Would've thought Finchy was ok with anything out-of-bounds.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    It's becoming obvious that Tiger enjoys it when his mistresses use clamp-on nipple weights on him.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    Tiger Woods PROTIP: If one will get you fired, go for 15 or so just to hammer the point home.
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    Edited by Pedro Cuatrocinco at 12/15/09 11:14 AM Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/15/09

    @Pedro Cuatrocinco: Yessir.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    Meanwhile, Mark Linn-Baker is sick of talking about Balki.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/15/09

    In reply to Everyone Talking About Tiger Woods, Except People Paid To Talk About Professional Golf
    Baker-Finch was just following Article I of the Charter of the Australian Penal Colony - "Snitches Get Stitches."
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