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Tue Dec 1
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You have chosen "three wood". Might I suggest a putter?
Three wood. Now choose the force of your swing. I suggest "feather touch".
You have chosen "power drive".
Tiger is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?
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"Seriously, what sort of an asshole loses his tee shots miles to the right, like some 20 handicapper in denim shorts? Give me Fred Funk any day of the week."
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Hey, just because the deal ran out doesn't necessarily mean he got rid of the cars.
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TMZ? Shit, that's why I come here.
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Paved's not here, man.
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