The Post's headline gave James Spader some hope that he might get the chance to portray Pitino in a movie, but realizing it probably wasn't to be he went back to using the newspaper as a blanket.
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Philadelphia Eagles announce they have signed Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme as public relations director.
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Which he offered to pay for. Tell the whole story, Sypher!
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-Scott Van Pelt
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