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No, Notorious Hamper-Pooper Najeh Davenport Was Not Arrested After A Police ChaseNajeh Davenport is not a robber, although he did shit into a woman's laundry hamper one time. For a short time today, it seemed like Davenport was both a thief and a hamper-pooper, as it was reported by multiple outlets that Miami-Dade Police had arrested Davenport in connection with a robbery follo...

Cricket Player Sidelined Due To Violent Case Of The G-dubs"The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 days," the PCB said in a statement."[GuardianUK]...

Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh DavenportIf you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down....

How 'Bout 'Dem Ladies Killing Their Husbands Over 'Dem Cowboys?

" An Allen woman accused of killing her husband said she stabbed him in the heart after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game, according to media reports." [DMN]...

Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open

A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful....

The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another....

And Here's Your Sweet Sixteen Duan: Talk About The Games, Life, Your Unemployment, The Sexual Inadequacy Of Your Current Girlfriend...

I typed in many variations of "sixteen" and "sweet sixteen" and either candles or Miley Cyrus popped up. Or some DJ entertainment companies. I went with Miley....

Kobe And Vanessa Say Maid's Crap-Sifting Allegations Are Untrue

The Bryants' legal team has released a statement denying the claims of emotional abuse, name-calling, and poop-rifling levied by the family's former maid. "Outrageous," the statement said. [TMZ]...