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    Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious

    Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

    Cultural Oddsmaker: So, What's Everybody Doing for New Year's?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    I'm stuck here at work with a shitload of stuff to accomplish; unfortunately, making excretory and genitalia-related jokes on Deadspin is, the least of my concerns.


    The suckitude of this is compounded by the fact that our office's main calendar was incorrectly marked with today as a holiday.


    I only found out about this error last night, as I was talking about how great it was to have today off.


    Quoth the secretariat: "Oh, no, we're in tomorrow. Oops, I goofed on that calendar! Tee hee!"

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    Image of Andy Reid's Children Andy Reid's Children
    12/31/08

    @David Hume: Secretariat? Do you work in a glue factory?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/31/08

    @David Hume: You know, I bet my secretary is sort of glad I didn't get that night scope for my .50 cal after all.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/31/08

    @Andy Reid's Children: Neigh.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/31/08

    @David Hume: she needs the riding crop, maybe?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Sadly, making a basket wouldn't get any easier for little Larry Hughes even as he grew.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Alright kids, who else is stuck working today?*


    *I had coffee already. Now I want a drink.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: Until noon. The vodka is sitting on the deck in a snowbank back at the house.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: define "working"
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/31/08

    @Juancho:


    At work till 3. Then off till Monday.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: My office is surprisingly full...I'm praying that we can leave early, but it's not looking good right now. I hate my life.
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    Image of smecktacular smecktacular
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: I. Fuck! I have to work on Friday too. Double Fuck!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/31/08

    @smecktacular: I normally pull 1-9 on Wednesdays, but we close at 6 today so I had to be here at 9. I'm off Friday, but that's only because my rotation is on this Saturday.


    And it is snowing like hell here (Cleveland), as well.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: at work and waiting for the snow to stop falling. I'll be firing up the snowblower later today.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: Probably here until 7-8 PM since I have to file something by the end of the day.


    Make mine a double, please.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: [raises hand]
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/31/08

    @Juancho: I am not at work, I am in Savannah, GA where the temperature is a lovely 65 degrees today and I am just starting day 3 of a six day bender. Yay me!
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    12/31/08

    @UpstateUnderdog: I'll be firing up the snowblower later today.


    Hand your wife a shovel and smack her on the ass?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/31/08

    @One Sack, Two Sack: I would but snow blowing or shoveling is easier than watching my two kids.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Bradley Nowell is alive!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Knicks have sign the kid to a 10 day contract.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    I think it's some kind of vintage Sabres jersey; imagine this wrapping around to the back:


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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Ounces #40 is a much bigger seller than Dicks #37.
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    12/31/08

    @One Sack, Two Sack: very good.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Quit whining, kid, Spud Webb can slam it home from down there.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Winnipeg Jets?


    /stopped following hockey in 1993
    //actually believes it's the Blues

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    But it's our cockeyed optimism that makes us great.


    We all have a little Billy Mumphrey in us.

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    Is it the Freedom jersey?


    //might be too early for me to make a coherent joke...

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    12/31/08

    In reply to Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious
    I'm not sure what team's jersey this is...
    I'm guessing the Brewers were cross promoting
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    Image of graceless graceless
    12/30/08

    In reply to Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
    Please, tell me he's single!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/30/08

    In reply to Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
    He was just playing a game of "Simon Says" (Chris Simon)
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/30/08

    In reply to Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
    Making him walk a straight line that he just iced over was a nice touch by the officer.
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