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Just One More Out

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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

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Well I'm out kids, be safe and remember, it is not actually possible to sled using a towel, trust me I tried.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: Night! And thanks for the tip!
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Shakey
04/14/09

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Every DUAN should be Dinosaur DUAN. FACT.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Shakεy: Agreed. Survey says: Dinosaurs > The Door. FACT.
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Saberhagendaaz
04/14/09

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Jesus H. Christ. I go away for a couple days and I miss a dinosaur fight?

Allosaurus FTW.
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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

@Saberhagendaaz: The fucks an Allosaurus, just looks like a crappy version of a Velociraptor.
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Saberhagendaaz
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: Except at T-Rex size, with functional arms.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Where's the fun in that?

And, where ya been, kid?
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Saberhagendaaz
04/14/09

@Katni: Allosaurs are all business, no fun in the equation.

I've just been busy with some actual in-person social interaction for a change, nothing special, though. Hope you had a good trip to the desert.
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Business_Socks
04/14/09

@Saberhagendaaz: The fuck is 'in-person?'
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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

@Business_Socks: Exactly, sounds fucking stupid if you ask me.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: I've tried it. Don't recommend it. Unless copious amounts of alcohol are involved.
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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

@Katni: and you're texting/emailing your internet friends while doing it.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: Exactly. Don't think I didn't take stock of my social situation this weekend.
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Shakey
04/14/09

@Katni: You crazy kids still partying it up in the San Diego region? When's Zero heading to his next destination?
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Katni
04/14/09

@Shakεy: Not soon enough? I kid, I kid. Probably next week.

@Sex Fabregas: Yeah, not sure what happened between the bar and my friend's futon, but I lost two hours in there somewhere, didn't get to bed (without waking the autistic child though!) till 4, and got woken up at 7 to get taken back to my car and yet another parking ticket. Hence, why I slept all day yesterday.
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Business_Socks
04/14/09

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So to continue what I was saying on the last page. Here's where to go.Twitterific
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Shakey
04/14/09

@Business_Socks: Does this mean I'm your only fan?

This calls for me to become a super crazy stalker intent on murdering you and impersonating you until the police find out and I get in a massive shootout and get gunned down by a guy who looks like Clint Eastwood.

Screen play. Bam.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Shakεy: My money's on the former. Weirdo.
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mikedrawcar
04/14/09

@Business_Socks: any bets on how long until FakePK shows up?
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mikedrawcar
04/14/09

@Business_Socks: wait. I'm an idiot.

/disappears back into homework hole
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Katni
04/14/09

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Question: does anybody use the Google Latitude feature? I downloaded it today, and initially thought it was kind of spiffy, but then realized all they stalk-y potential. I don't necesssarily need/want people to know where I am at all times. Is that just me?
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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

@Katni: I had some social networking app on my phone that went by location. I deleted it after about a week when I realized it was a little awkward, boring, and just strange to know where I was and where others were all the time.
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Katni
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: @Playoff_Beard: Exactly. Within about 5 minutes of realizing who was on my Google contacts list, I decided that would be unwise and just weird. I am curious to know how many ridiculous arguments will start between couples because of this feature though.
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HockeyMountain
04/14/09

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alright all.. i think it's time for NHL '09 and some bed.

Night all
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Shakey
04/14/09

@HockeyMountain: Night. PS your dinosaur is as weak as a Johnny Damon throw to second. Plus he's probably a homo.
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Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
04/13/09

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Whats up DUAN?!? Evening, how's everyone doing and whats the topic of the night?
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CoolHwhip
04/13/09

@Kid Gruesome Azian Zero: Dinosaurs baby, what's your favorite one.
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

@Kid Gruesome Azian Zero: How an Anklyosaurus would whoop the shit out of a Stegosaurus, and Shakey's inability to deal with that harsh reality.
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Shakey
04/13/09

@HockeyMountain: LIES! ALL LIES!
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Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
04/13/09

@CoolHwhip: @Sex Fabregas: @HockeyMountain: Triceratops. Hands down. There's something having 3 protruding pointy things coming out of your body that's just awesome.

Four if its a guy Triceratops.
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Katni
04/13/09

@Kid Gruesome Azian Zero: A) you stole mine, fucker, and 2) I'd have to go with pterodactyl, just because of the old Little Caesar's commercials.
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Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
04/14/09

@Katni: A Pterodactyl's not a dinosaur, dumbass!!! DUHHHHHH!!! Common knowledge!!!!
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Katni
04/14/09

@Kid Gruesome Azian Zero: Fine. Then what's YOUR favorite pterosaur, hmmm? Dactyl's already taken!@Sex Fabregas: What plaque? I like awesomeness!
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Sex Fabregas
04/14/09

@Katni: [i42.tinypic.com]
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Katni
04/14/09

@Sex Fabregas: That is quite awesome. Good work.
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chilltown
04/13/09

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Don't drive like my brother.
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chilltown
04/13/09

@chilltown: Fuck Gawker. If you want the link you need to expand that.
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Business_Socks
04/13/09

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I just started a Twitter. Anyone interested in following?
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Shakey
04/13/09

@Business_Socks: Ball me your info and also follow me (or die). I run the most untelligible, least informative twitter on the interwebs.

[twitter.com]
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

@Business_Socks: I don't really get Twitter. But sure.
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

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Oh damnit, i just realized i'm going to be on a plane for playoffs opening night... shitty
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mikedrawcar
04/13/09

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Shakey- I think I just need to know what the words for "Friend", "Hello/Hi", and "Connect" are (in english- though if you know of a good site to find the correlating symbols, I'd appreciate it).

I've found Ni Hao and Wei for hello- those correct?
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Shakey
04/13/09

@mikedrawcar: Alright, let's get this kick started

Pong Yo: friend

'Ni Hao' and 'wei' are correct for hello. (Wei is for answering the phone though).

connect: lian je
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mikedrawcar
04/13/09

@Shakεy: sweet. thanks yo.

I'm thinking Wei might work though- cause I'm trying to think of something you could use as a greeting over the internet.

If you have any other suggestions, feel free to add them. It could become the name of an award-winning car.
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Shakey
04/13/09

@mikedrawcar: Nice! If your car becomes award winning I want the tailpipe named 'Shakey'. Deal? Deal.

Da=big

shiao=small

bin dan=rotten egg

to fa= hair

bee zi= nose

lao who=lion

er dua=ear

po da kwai=runs really fast

pee gu=butt

Name your car the butt. Instant success.
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mikedrawcar
04/14/09

@Shakεy: haha, done (the shakey part). thanks.
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Shakey
04/14/09

@mikedrawcar: Fuckin' right. That's going right on my resume.

1. Called Colin Cowherd, said 'Fuck You cockbrain.'

2. Tailpipe of award winning asian car entitled 'The Butt' named after me.
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mikedrawcar
04/13/09

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oh, and apparently Sherron Collins and Cole Aldrich have just announced they'll be returning next year. BOO YAH!
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The Professor
04/13/09

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Another hockey question. Being in an American market, is Versus and the couple of games on NBC the only place to watch the playoffs?

Btw, thanks alot for all your advice. I'm really looking forward to the playoffs.
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Skating Tomato
04/13/09

@The Professor: for God's sake, get Center Ice, NHL Network, CBC, anything that allows you to avoid those shiteating, cocksucking assclowns is worth it. I'd rather endure 3 hours of Kornheiser, Berman, and Mariotti than 3 hours of Pierre McGuire and Mike Milbury.
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

@The Professor: Yes. You might get some on your local FoxSports/Comcast sports network. But Vs and NBC is really the only coverage. (hopefully you get Vs, because most games are there)

FYI: here's the TV schedule
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The Professor
04/13/09

@Skating Tomato: Unfortunately, those aren't options.
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

@Skating Tomato: @The Professor:

Just know, learning Hockey from Mike Milbury is like learning Football from Matt Millen. Remember that when you watch NBC in the next few weeks
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Skating Tomato
04/13/09

@The Professor: sigh, nah, not too many options otherwise, though I remember MSG's local Sabres crew actually broadcast most of the 06 and 07 playoff games, including these calls:
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

@Skating Tomato: the Sabres are my eastern conference team, thanks to the Mogilny-Hawerchuck-LaFontaine line on NHL '04.

I always thought Ottawa-Buffalo was going to turn into the next Detroit-Colorado. Wish those two would have stayed good.
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HockeyMountain
04/13/09

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After a day that started with my coworkers and I finding out we'd probably be losing our jobs a lot sooner than we originally thought and didn't get much better, save for the Francois Giguere firing, DUAN comes through and puts me in a better mood, which is why I love DUAN.
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mikedrawcar
04/13/09

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anybody here know a little Mandarin?
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Shakey
04/13/09

@mikedrawcar: Yes, but just an inkling. I should know more then I do.
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