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    Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
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    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    What about Mats Wilander?
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    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    Spud,


    Please untie me and let me go. I won't tell anyone, I swear. Kisses?

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    11/29/08

    @toledostripper:


    Quit reading my diary!

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    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    Apologies in advance.
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    11/29/08

    @OchentaYcinco:

    YOU COULDN'T EVEN SPELL BREAK RIGHT!

    B-R-A-K-E? THAT'S IN YOUR CAR, DUMMY!
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    11/29/08

    @OchentaYcinco:


    Is that Margaret Cho near the end?

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    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    "Maybe she wouldn't have left you for the paperboy if he wasn't so muscly-armed. HmmmmmMMMMMMM!"


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    11/29/08

    @Kid Canada:


    Get your fat ass back here.

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    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    I guess all that time he's been spending with Starbuck didn't go over well with Ms. Meyer-Woelden.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/29/08

    In reply to Boris Becker's Supermodel Fiancee Dumps Him Via Text Message. Multiple Times.
    I broke up with the latest ex via text message.


    One sufficed though.

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    11/29/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I dumped a guy via email this year. I was pretty bent out of shape about taking the pussy way out, but his response was, and I quote, "Ok have fun".


    I got over it pretty quick.

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    11/29/08

    @Clare: This was after he stranded me a week after I had tried to break up w/ him in person and agreed to give him one last chance. The text was basically - "I'm done. I picked your shit up this morning. Let me know when you want to get yours."


    Much less dramatic.

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    11/29/08

    @Clare: If you're going to break up via email, you may as well go all the way and phrase the thing as though it's coming from a Nigerian princess who just needs a small investment in order to recover her family jewels.


    "And if you so kind to NEVER SEE ME AGAIN, I can split with you MILLIONS DOLLARS of diamonds."

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