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    What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    He is just trying to parque this into another job
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    Bobby Munoz sent me an apology for what happened at the pancake breakfast back in '98.
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    Image of Eamus Catuli Eamus Catuli
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again? 5.42 lifetime ERA, so I think the answer is "Pitching".
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    Can I get some for my separated shoulder? It sounds fantastic.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/23/09

    @Jen P: Sure, the dose comes in 3 sizes: "Standard," "Extra Large," and "Debbie Clemens."
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    So would Parque say that his skin was like butter?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/23/09

    @ScientificMapp: +1
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    Image of kiddicus kiddicus
    07/23/09

    @ScientificMapp:
    you know that feeling? When you read through an article and have something hilarious to say, only to see it already posted?

    YOU HAVE YOUR STAR. LEAVE SOME FOOD FOR US STARVING FOLK.
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    Image of JustinSane07 JustinSane07
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    Not surprisingly, Stallone is a big fan of HGH. He used it to get his muscle back for Rocky Balboa.

    HGH, when used properly (just like steroids) is a great chemical. It helps injury recovery immensley. It's abusing it (just like steroids) where the problem lies.

    Turning the court of public opinion is a huge mountain though, the average person views HGH as an evil that ruins their sports, when it can be used in proper context to really help out some players with major injuries.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/23/09

    In reply to What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
    Parque floored me with his apology.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    For someone who enjoys beer, fried food, ugly facial hair and leather as much as he does, it's amazing that he hated living in Canada.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    "OZZIE Canseco, on the other hand, TOTALLY shot up with that dude," Wells went on to say.
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    Image of BigLeagueChew BigLeagueChew
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Thank goodness... I was afraid we were going to have to include asterisks next to all of David Wells' records
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/09/09

    @BigLeagueChew: Most Floating Cigarettes Fished Out of a Warm Beer Before Drinking: 4

    Least Amount of Vegetables Eaten in One Day: -5
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/09/09

    @BigLeagueChew: Like "Most Improved Odour" and "Player Who Travelled The Least Distance In A Day".
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Also of note: Bob Costas has been performing Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide from his mustache since 1999.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    David Wells' is now claiming that Canseco tried to have sex with his back fat rolls.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    The only juice David Wells puts into his body is hot dog juice. Delicious hot dog juice.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    In turn, Canseco declined Wells's offer of a case of High Life, a rack of spare ribs, and an eight ball.
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    Image of ringitupwiththedongtea ringitupwiththedongtea
    06/09/09

    In reply to David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
    Thus sparing him the inevitable "HGH Wells" moniker.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/09/09

    @ringitupwiththedongtea: +1
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/09/09

    @ringitupwiththedongtea: The Completely Visible Man... I mean how could you miss him... he's gigantic.
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