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    Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Prophetically, Wasson had predicted earlier in the evening that Cheyenne Mountain "ain't got no alibi."
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    06/30/09

    @Steve U: Makes you wonder why the team had an entire squad of bellyitchers and not, as you would hope, pitchers.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Now the Deadspin Softball features are starting to get sexy!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Wilpon: Get on the pho....


    Minaya: ...One step ahead of you, boss.

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    30 people and baseball bats were involved?


    -Their mitts will never be the same after that.

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Police responding to a girls basketball brawl found 30 combatants armed with torn ACLs, hoisted hip shots & varying levels of hand-eye coordination.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    up to 30 people, some armed with bats, fighting....


    Jose Offerman was promptly fired from his job coaching Colorado girls' high school softball.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    B-R-E-A-K, B-R-E-A-K her fucking leg!
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Delete "softball" and insert "field hockey" and this is a much sexier story.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/30/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: Insert "cheerleading" for "field hockey" and you have an even sexier story.
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    06/30/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram:
    It was like so hush hush.
    They were so... quiet about it
    And then the next thing you know...
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/30/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack: And you fucking die, I said.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    As police headed to the complex more calls poured in describing up to 30 people


    Ok, so we've got 9 on each team, plus four umpires and two coaches. After you add in both fans that were attending the game, who were the other four people?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/30/09

    @Karlifornia: creepy guy in windowless van, hobo, dog walker, and person looking directions.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Not as scary as the time someone from Cheyenne Mountain dropped the football.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/30/09

    @Hatey McLife: Or when Y2K fucked up W.O.P.P.E.R
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Let's hope they kissed and made up after the fight.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    All because copies of the burn book were distributed during the third inning.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Finally, girls are giving up their dream of playing boys' sports (or pale imitations thereof) and are concentrating on foxy boxing.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/30/09

    In reply to Police Called To Break Up High School Softball Game
    Police are on the lookout for eleven 1998 Subaru Outback wagons.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    In reply to Of Softball Coaches And Sheep Feces
    Jackie Sherrill would have just castrated the sheep in front of his team and called it a day.
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