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    Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans

    A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Hey guys, I'm out for the night. I hope tomorrow doesnt suck as much as today.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Cheer up Zero. Why don't you take your own advice and cut a hole in a pillow, then fuck said pillow?
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Full of win:

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    AWWW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! Hi again, DUAN. I just ruined my roommate and her boyfriend's lives through---get this-forcing them to have fun.


    I almost consider my favorite hobby to be getting a careerist in trouble....what fucking jackoffs!!


    Ignoring my anarchy, how is everyone at this hour?

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    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: Shitty...One of the worst days ever.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: They hate fun, that's clear. And you hate answering my question - how was trivia? More importantly - the bike ride after.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: I'm sorry, buddy. I don't know you too well, but I gather from your star that you're an esteemed member of the Deadspin commenting community.


    Tell us all what made today shitty, Azian Zero!

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    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: ehh, was mentioned earlier, but no job and no lease and having a semi-gf break up with you today was kind of an last straw...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I hate everything, but I'm an asshole.


    Trivia was okay. I lost, and I ran into someone from HS that barely knew me, but we were both cool so we hung out happily and played darts. Charles was his name, I think. Alright guy. I'd be ok with him dating my sister.


    The bike ride after was uneventful. The bike ride there featured me running dead on into a trash can while I was examining my gears. I'm so ADD I'm just glad I was on Washington Street in downtown San Jo, which is always empty.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: That was a better answer than I could have ever hoped for.

    I fell off my bike once because I was cold and decided to put on gloves while 1. drunk and 2. still biking. It wasn't my proudest moment.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: See, that shows confidence, though. That's awesome that you were like "Fuck it all, I can keep going along, and just put on my gloves"


    Even though it didn't work out, you should be proud.

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    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Is there anything positive you can think of in your life? Do you have good credit? Do you parents love you?


    I know there's gotta be something you have that's not terrible.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: You're being so positive right now I'm beginning to seriously doubt the "I hate everything" claim.

    You got that PMA.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Well, it's easy to be positive about someone when you think that someone has positive qualities.


    I'm a big believer in PMA. I'm also a big believer in PMS and PDA, so whatever.

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    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: I only believe in PMA and PDA. PMS is just a lie fed to us by the FDA.

    Anyway, good night.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I hate to swoon over anyone, so I sure as shit ain't gonna do that.


    fuckfuckfuck. Okay. I gotta swoon a tiny bit over you. Just a fraction. That's it. Fuck you.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: SWOONER!


    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Jobs suck. It's much more fun and fulfilling to sit on your ass and comment on sports blogs all day. That's what I do.

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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Just made my first ever call to the poison control...turns out that even if the juice didn't expire there still could be mold in it.
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    05/05/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: Also, poison control once told me it would take 70 oz. of chocolate to kill my 60 lb. dog. I hope everyone involved in your poison control incident is okay!
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    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    I've come to the realization that it takes effort to fail a college class.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Playoff_Beard: This is false. When I TAed, I'd have students fail without trying at all.
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    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: You TAed? Me too! What did you TA?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Intro biology, the ecology and evolution edition. You?
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    05/05/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I go to basically every class and participate every once in a while. I think I'm in the clear. I could of course be wrong.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Playoff_Beard: Yeah, that did not help some of my students. You seem more coherent, so that's a plus.

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: I did not grade papers drunk, but I was pretty permissive on what happened in class.
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    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    What is your favorite song from the 90's. I'm on a kick. I can't stop.
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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    05/05/09

    @swimmingly: Today? "Hey Jealousy" by Gin Blossoms. Can't get it out of my head.
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    05/05/09

    @K-Gun: How could I forget the Gin Blossoms? So much wonderful 90's music.


    Also, I'm going to have to go with (for now) "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Mighty Bostones.

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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Night DUAN. Ron Artest is still very much crazy.


    Also, PQ Crash, if you see this, after last week tell me how my ass taste. :p

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    I just got some awesome news!


    My GPA isn't going to go down the shithole if I get a D in my Philosophy class!!!!


    /starts celebrating a 2 in the morning!

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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    So who here is going to see Star Trek?
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @CoolHwhip: I want to, but I'd feel weird going by myself.
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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: What she said.


    I like that you brought it up though, Cool. NEEEEEEERD!

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    05/05/09

    @K-Gun: I thought one of the guys would bring that up, but your an honorary member so same thing.


    Star Wars is still 10x better.

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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    05/05/09

    @CoolHwhip: I'm an honorary member? Coolio...I like belonging places.


    And yes- Star Wars (not counting Lucas killing it recently) will always own Star Trek.

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    05/05/09

    @K-Gun: He killed it and slightly brought it back with Episode III.


    The damage was done though.

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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    05/05/09

    @CoolHwhip: The sad thing is, had he not taken such a slow pace with Ep. I and maybe skimmed some of the backstory, the last half-hour of Ep. III would have been an entire movie. Which it should have been.
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    05/05/09

    @K-Gun: You still unemployed?
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    Image of K-Gun K-Gun
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: You bet. And it looks as bleak now as it did in January.
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    05/05/09

    @K-Gun: Fuck...I need someone to talk to about being unemployed...you got IM?
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    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: I'm unemployed...but I'm a student, so...
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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Nice! Enjoy it while it lasts. Try to travel...thats what I'm doing. No job, no lease, lots of money...better than just burning it at the bar right?
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: I would like to, but I'm poor and can't save money. Plus the job search for a summer job isn't looking that great, so...
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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: What part of the country would you be trying to get a job.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Southeastern Pennsylvania.
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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: So I'm assuming Philly...shouldnt be tooooo hard to get a job.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Yeah, if I didn't have an overprotective mother who won't let me have a job in the city because she thinks I'm going to get mugged and/or raped by some black guys.


    So I'm pretty much stuck having to find jobs in the suburbs. And from what I have experienced, nobody's hiring or they're hiring people who will work for them throughout the year, not a college student who needs a job for the summer.

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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Woah, me too. Collegeville for the win. I might take a job at a sweet hotel where I carry shit (I forget what it's called) and rake in the tips.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @Shakεy: My area doesn't have any nice hotels or anything! All we have are retail, grocery and food service jobs. And even the fucking McDonald's down the road from me isn't hiring!


    Yeah...job hunt is going to be fun...

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    05/05/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Do NOT work at McDonald's. I haven't, and I've been advised to never even think about it.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/05/09

    @Shakεy: Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.


    Though I think it's a gift from God they're not hiring anyone now. Now I have an excuse to pull the "But McDonalds' isn't hiring, either!" card on my mom when she starts nagging me about getting a job.

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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Any doctors in the house tonight?


    My ankle looks like the Elephant Man's penis right now.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/05/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: cut? stop the bleeding.


    swollen? put ice on it and raise it above your heart (or at least raise it. take 2-4 Advil depending on how swollen it is.


    /not a doctor, but whole family is in medical field

    //also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

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    05/05/09

    @mikedrawcar: Your second qualification is astounding. You must have worked so hard to get there.
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    Image of businessorleisure businessorleisure
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Guys, is it fair to say that Phil Jackson has lost a bit of his luster?


    He's done the following since the Shaq-Kobe championships:

    1) Lost to Doc Rivers

    2) Quit the Lakers

    3) Wrote a book on why he quit the Lakers

    4) Came back to the Lakers

    5) Lost two winnable first-round series


    I still think they have the upper hand in this series, but tonight was the latest of his strange ways in the last few years.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @businessorleisure: Well, I think that all depends on how much credit you think a coach deserves for a title.


    Could PJ Carlesimo have won the same amount of titles with those Bulls and Lakers teams?


    I honestly don't know, but I think if you can answer that question, you have the answer to your original question.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    05/05/09

    @businessorleisure: Maybe a little.. as Karlifornia said it depends how much credit you give Phil for his successes. Personally I don't think Phil ever gives enough credit to those who help him/build his teams. He'll never be #1 to me.


    That said, is there one NBA coach you'd rather have for a game today?

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    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans


    Methinks the kitten is practicing to try out for the Pens.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Wow. The Rockets won tonight? Unfuckingbelieveable. Go Rockets, mos def.
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    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: Seconded, hopefully Yao's knee bump was nothing to worry about as he claimed.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: How was trivia? Did you win?
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    Image of businessorleisure businessorleisure
    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    I'm sure Yankee fans are happy with a loss since Tex hit two homers just like the Lakers fans are happy with a game one loss since as a wake up call (or the Celtics are happy since they made it a game late). Steve Phillips and Doug Collins-- keeping it interesting.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    05/05/09

    @businessorleisure: Yankee fans' happiness is so far removed from reality; game results rarely matter.


    We're talking about a group of people that still claim Derek Jeter is a good shortstop.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/05/09

    @Pete Gaines: Yo Pete, I think we both enjoy mid 90's shitcoms, so I thought you might appreciate this...Not at good as the Full House video, but it got like, 1 and a 1/2 laughs out of me

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    05/05/09

    @Karlifornia: Words can't describe how awesome that is.


    As much as I love where I'm living in Chicago, the apartment I was first planning on getting is a block from where the Family Matters exteriors were shot.

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    05/05/09

    @Pete Gaines: That must have been hard to pass up. I live in the SF bay area, and I know living in the vicinity of the Full House "house exterior" might sway my decision.


    Did you ever see the movie "Windy City Heat"?

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    05/05/09

    In reply to Maybe The Magical Ponies Are Huge Miami Heat Fans
    Ok I'm back from trivia night at the bar. How is DUAN?
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