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We Have Sought Bliss, And We Have Found It We know. We know it wasn't the most exciting World Series for everyone to watch. It was sloppy, it was short, it was interrupted by a rainout, it had no Pujols-off-Lidge or Roberts-stealing-second moments. If you were anything other than a fan of the St. Louis Cardinals, it was anything but a memo...

Cardinals. World Series Champions. Holy Crap.

This, friends, pretty much sums it up. This was David Eckstein, and this was us. This is us now, actually....

Oh. Tigers Fans. Honestly, We're Sorry.

On a night when Every. Single. Break. went the Cardinals' way, on a night when Tigers fans had to have been ripping out their eyebrows, on a night when the Cardinals' spikes were made of diamonds and the Tigers' were made of Vasoline ... the Cardinals have taken a 3-1 lead in the World Series and ar...