I've read every bit of every Ten Humans column. Then again, I read product labels while I'm eating breakfast. Clearly, the term 'Viewer Discretion' means nothing to me.
@The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Damn I read all of Ten Humans too. Quality lunchtime reading unlike Softball Failures, terrible lunchtime reading.
It is whippets, temporary sensation caused by the rapid destruction of millions of irreplaceable brain cells, ultimately leading to subdural haematoma.
Ironically, "whippets" was the name of Natasha Richardson's favorite ski run.
But that cannot last, and eventually the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice. And you've been watching batting practice for three hours.
And this is why the Nationals attendance is so low.
That he's able to keep that up for so long, at that level of enthusiasm for an event that stuffs enthusiasm in a laundry sack and bashes it against the cement for three hours, is the mark of the truly mad. It's also kind of heroic. I cannot fathom how anyone could put themselves through that and muster up enough energy to stay upright, let alone sound like This Is The Most Amazing Thing You Have Ever Seen. It would be easier to vigorously broadcast the contents of one's refrigerator. Berman must sleep for two months afterward.
Isn't it sort of late to be discussing the NFL Draft?
letting our souls escape to a happy place, where we thought about chores needing to be done at home, assignments needing finished, toenails needing clipped.
This also describes the last year of Howard Hughes' life.
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That picture is the Four Horsemen of the Basepocalypse. McCarver, Kay, Sterling and Jamie Campbell are the horses.
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Well, unless you are Brandon Inge.
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Ironically, "whippets" was the name of Natasha Richardson's favorite ski run.
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And this is why the Nationals attendance is so low.
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Isn't it sort of late to be discussing the NFL Draft?
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Chris Berman - Michael Bay's biggest fan!
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Like whenever I try to masturbate to videos of fluffers.
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This also describes the last year of Howard Hughes' life.