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    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    Do the Chinese really need their own version of My Giant?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    Best of luck Yao, I hope it works out better than the first Cultural Revolution.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    as Margaret Cho furiously dials her agent....
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    I can only assume Mark Cuban will be voicing "Loudmouth Soup," the evil, yet incompetant villan.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    This movie is going to be big. I am talking Farewell My Concubine big.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    Starring Yao Ming as Shanghai's World Financial Center!
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    I hope it's flash animation.


    And by that, I don't mean powered by macromedia, I mean I hope I get a brief glimpse of his schlong.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/05/09

    @David Hume: brief?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/05/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I like my cartoon Yao Ming penis shots to be tasteful.


    Also, that's why God made the pause button.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/05/09

    In reply to Like Mulan, But With More Devastating Foot Injuries
    Touching. He and six thousand of his relatives can collaborate on a project.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    05/17/09

    In reply to Lakets. Rockers. Game 7 Open Thread.
    Kyle Boller thinks these Rockets seem lost on offense.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/17/09

    In reply to Lakets. Rockers. Game 7 Open Thread.
    As a Knicks fan, I couldn't be more happy we traded away Trevor Ariza to acquire Steve Francis. Thanks Isiah!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/17/09

    In reply to Lakets. Rockers. Game 7 Open Thread.
    Yao Ming's penis is 18 inches long, but like the man himself, it often breaks at a foot.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/17/09

    In reply to Lakets. Rockers. Game 7 Open Thread.
    This game is gonna be more of a blowout than Katelyn Faber's vagina.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/11/09

    In reply to Just Give Your Car Keys To Aaron Brooks And He'll Park It For You
    One usually has to go to a suburban Bar Mitzvah to see a kid named Aaron wear an outfit like that.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Just Give Your Car Keys To Aaron Brooks And He'll Park It For You
    Aaron's late for the prom. It was back in 1974.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    05/11/09

    In reply to Just Give Your Car Keys To Aaron Brooks And He'll Park It For You
    Is that a clip on? For shame, Aaron. For shame.
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