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    OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Davis went with Heyward-Bey due to his love of early draft picks.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    I can't help but think if Rick had gotten the job over AJ we'd be talking about the reigning Superbowl Champion 49ers.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    In Crabtree's defense, I would act like a dick too if I thought it improved my chances of not playing for Cleveland


    /weeping softly to myself, again

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Crabtree is, evidentally, a dick. From Tony Grossi's blog in the Cleveland Plain Dealer:


    "Hey Magina, tell Kokinis to get me another gyro, and tell him to hold the staph this time.

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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Must have been tough going up against those lock down Big12 defenses.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    "He wants to stretch the field, the Raider way."

    interesting...


    "I'm going to eat dinner, the Raider way."

    bites tail off woodchuck, eats fly agaric mushroom


    "I'm going to make love, the Raider way."

    puts on stolen suit of armor, starts weedwacker


    "I'm going to go to work, the Raider way."

    huffs from can of nitrous while masturbating on city bus

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    I don't wanna Jump to Conclusions, but it looks like Crabtree has his hand on Tom Smykowski's junk.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    It also may have something to do with the fact that he appears to be holding his press conference in his classroom following his graduation from the 3rd grade.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/27/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:
    Crabtree passed the third grade
    oh what a glorious day.
    Crabtree passed the third grade,
    the Michael Crabtree way
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Listening to Cris Carter validate Crabtree's deva complex is obviously the reason Steve Young went all verablly epileptic
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Darrius Heyward-Bey: The best hyphenated player to come out of College Park since Nik Caner-Medley!
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Radio II: Because there's no way it can be as terrible as Radio.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    As if from a Dickens novel...


    Judging by the pic, I'd say David Cop-a-feel.

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    04/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Nicholas Nickelforabeej.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Factor No. 4: He molests cameramen.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    Is there a reason he is touching that man's balls?
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    04/27/09

    @MitchKayak: oh are you saying you wouldn't? common courtesy.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to OK, Just How Did Michael Crabtree Slip To No. 10 In The Draft?
    It's not every day the Raiders get a chance to draft the next Troy Williamson.
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