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    Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Wow, the only thing that could make this picture worse is if it was directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/24/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: well, there's always the chance he'll leave Kevin Costner's part on the cutting room floor again.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    It's Hatteberg who looks like a prisoner at Auschwitz...


    This may be the funniest line I have ever read in a script, ever. I'm giggling like a little kid at my desk.


    It has everything: it barely makes sense, is ethnically insensitive, and paradoxically, is probably funnier to both people who have or haven't read Moneyball and follow baseball.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    So is there anything in there explaining why the hell the A's haven't released Bobby Crosby?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    If Brett Favre was the movie executive it would have been made, because he'd never scrap a script.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    I think I've seen this before. Is this where we have to align the pages in 3 dimensions and they'll give us the directions to end Jodi Foster's career?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Furbush? I'd take him for his name alone and he'd be the perfect teammate for Swisher's hand gestures.
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Maybe John Sayles should direct. His version of the Natural had Hobbs striking out.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/24/09

    @StanGable: ***spoiler***


    I mean it, ***BIG FUCKING SPOILER***.


    Like the book.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    "Troy, ever heard of Moneyball?"


    "Uhh the movie or the book?"


    "The brand new multi-million dollar MUSICAL!"

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    This is the most sleep-inducing thing to come out of Hollywood since Roman Polanski checked his chloroform at LAX.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Slated to play Mr. Beane? That's right, Rowan Atkinson!
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    Image of The Governor The Governor
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Bill James:Moneyball the movie :: Marlon Brando:Superman


    /world ends

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/24/09

    @The Governor: like Brando*, Bill James also demanded $3.7 million (1978 dollar value equivalent), a hefty cut of the back-end receipts, and that people address his beard as "sir".


    *in all seriousness, the deal Brando made to star as Jor-el is one of the funniest stories in Hollywood history. Read about it sometime, if you have the chance..

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    I manuged to drop the bunt on him.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I got to be loyle to my Manager.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud: @ScientificMapp: +1 Christa-fuh
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    Image of THE MENTALIST! THE MENTALIST!
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    THE MENTALIST, WEDNESDAYS ON CBS: THE TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YA.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    06/24/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: And then you pushed it. Why?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/24/09

    @Dashiell Bennett:


    And end without a corporate slogan? What are you, a communist?

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    06/24/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: Toastie!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/24/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: at least he had the good taste to leave out "...TV's #1 new drama!..."
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    I see they scrapped the subplot in which Barry Zito was a Cy Young Award winner, since it was way too unbelievable.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/24/09

    In reply to Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
    Dykstra said he doesn't know what the count is most of the time. Was he talking about balls and strikes or his assets?
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