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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Hey Clark, why don't you go stick a Freeze Pop up your dick?

    Drew, channeling his inner Mapplethorpe.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    As a tribute to the best comment the last time that video made an appearance:

    "How's my face look?"

    "Fat, son... fat."
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews.

    Oh, I beg to differ.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Caldwell's just like Dungy, only darker!

    So this is more of a Christopher Nolan-style reboot of the Colts.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "We've secretly replaced Tanner's oats with new, Extra-Buttery Jiffy Pop Popcorn. Let's watch and see how he reacts..."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    ...that's just what Patriot fans thought about their supposedly durable little hero last year...

    Too soon!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud:

    There was supposed to be a picture of Heath Ledger from 'The Patriot' there. You can imagine how hilarious that would have been.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: That picture is currently living on an island with Tupac, Elvis and Abe Vigoda.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    I'm surprised to see that kid at a football game after he sang about how gay the Super Bowl was.
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    Image of Curious Ape Curious Ape
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Let me write a book about how Quiet my Strength is
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/27/09

    @Curious Ape: To be fair, books are relatively quiet. However, if there was an accompanying audiobook, then he's a lying fucker.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews

    It is, however, way funnier when your buddy says it to the mohel at his newborn son's bris.
     Reply
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    07/27/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 foreskin.
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    Image of WWPJD WWPJD
    07/27/09

    @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:
    -1 foreskin.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    why don't you go stick a Freeze Pop up your dick?

    Now that's what I call getting coldcocked.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    04/04/09

    In reply to Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet
    So when the former mayor of Indy announced his plans for the stadium he had a plan to pay for it and a plan to pay to run it. The Governor stepped and demanded the state take over the project, and the state created a plan to pay for it.


    But our Governor is a genius, just ask him.

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    04/04/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Blago wouldn't have let this happen.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/04/09

    @son of spam: Nope, he would have sold the seats to the highest bidder.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/04/09

    In reply to Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet
    In the event of such an emergency, the Colts have announced that all home games will be played on Peyton Manning's forehead.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/04/09

    In reply to Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet
    If anyone is looking for employment, Mayflower Moving Company just announced they're hiring for temporary positions.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Marvin Harrison Era May Be Over In Indy
    Is Marvin doing the "Manning Face?"
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Marvin Harrison Era May Be Over In Indy
    Berman better get cooking on those hilarious Anthony Gonzalez nicknames.
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