<![CDATA[Deadspin: iowa state cyclones]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: iowa state cyclones]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/iowastatecyclones http://deadspin.com/tag/iowastatecyclones <![CDATA[Jillian McCarney Says You'll All Be Sorry, Every Last One of You]]> Proving once again that being the daughter of a former Big 12 football coach will not get you out of being arrested, here's the combative and always hilarious Jillian McCarney.

Dan McCarney, of course, is the former head football coach at Iowa State. From his Wikipedia page: Dan has three children; Jillian, Melanie, and Shane from his first marriage. Jillian, his first born, is a successful student at the University of Iowa. Depends on how you describe successful, I suppose. Jillian McCarney, 21, was arrested on Saturday night for assaulting a police officer and keeping a disorderly house.

Police say Jillian McCarney also told officers her father would fight them and threatened violence against them several times. According to the police report, McCarney asked the officer, "Do you know who my dad is? He is Dan McCarney." Jillian McCarney told the officer she "guaranteed all her charges will be ‘dropped' because her name is ‘McCarney' and they have ‘a lot of money,'" according to police.

The party occurred in an apartment on the University of Iowa campus. Dan McCarney grew up in Iowa City, played football at Iowa and then coached at Iowa State for 11 seasons. He left in 2006, and is now the defensive line coach at the University of Florida.

The charge of "Keeping a disorderly house," as if you didn't know, is basically refusing to turn down the music and telling your drunkest friends to go home.

Daughter Of Former ISU Coach Charged With Assault [Chicago Tribune]
McCarney's Daughter Presses Multiple Charges [Iowa City Press-Citizen]

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<![CDATA[Iowa State And Auburn Trade Coaches. Again.]]> So let me get this straight: Gene Chizik used to be the defensive coordinator at Auburn, left to become the head coach at Iowa State, then left that job to go back to Auburn to be the head coach, and is now being replaced at Iowa State by Paul Rhoads ... who was the defensive coordinator at Auburn. Why don't these two schools just get a room already? [ESPN]

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<![CDATA[You Might Want To Stop Talking For A While, Lapham]]>
A few thousand of you wasted no time in messaging me Dave Lapham's interesting call during today's Texas-Iowa State game. And thank you. But only one gentleman took the time and effort to record and upload it for the world to see. Mr. Awful Announcing, I promise to never "face rape" you. As for the rest of you...

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<![CDATA[Just because you aren't a good student doesn't...]]> Just because you aren't a good student doesn't mean you play for a good basketball team. [Storming The Floor]

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