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    Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown

    College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq

    Wanted: Poise, Splits, Knowledge Of Middle East Geography

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    Entry 33 June 5-


    My family complains that I have grown distant and detached; they do not understand the madness I was party to, the horror. Sally's warm touch no longer appeals to me, she will wails at my refusal to participate in connubial intimacy-- I apologize, but it is a lie. The flesh no longer has meaning. This mask of sanity cannot stay much longer.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    In my best Artie Lange voice:
    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    If I know anything about Study Abroad experiences, once Brown gets back, all the other Big 12 coaches can expect to be told about what a life-altering trip it was and how his perspective has been changed forever and how the rest of the world just has different priorities and a simpler outlook.


    And then Brown will immediately chug a 40 and give the shocker to a cheerleader like he never left.

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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    at war, you can't sleep in on Saturday


    Whoa, whoa, whoa ... Seriously?

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    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    hot, dusty, loud, and disease-ridden


    And that was just boarding the flight at DFW.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/05/09

    @Harry Pelotas: +1
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    Image of Neckrolls4LIFE Neckrolls4LIFE
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    A) Oklahoma's bitch even when they win joke
    B) Vince Young sexual tension joke
    C) Cranky old man joke
    D) Dick joke


    Please choose carefully

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/05/09

    @Neckrolls4LIFE:

    E)Complain about a set of jokes that as of yet have not been made?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/05/09

    @Neckrolls4LIFE: How about E) Actually making a joke?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/05/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac:
    F) Surmise a hack list of potential joke topics rather than put original thought into my own?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/05/09

    @Neckrolls4LIFE: @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: @David Hume: @ClintonPortishead:


    As always, I'll go with the dick joke.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    May 31 - The terrain in Iraq is pure desert, with some breeze, and very thin sand that really burns your eyes. The sun is so hot and so bright the glare makes it hard to be outside without sunglasses...


    That's crazy talk, Mack! You mean to tell me it's nothing like the lush, tropical paradise of Texas?

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    In reply to Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
    ...it's even harder to keep up with the events in the States...


    Someone's going to be pissed when they learn about the Sotomayor nomination.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    I guess they're looking for someone who can bomb from long range.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/03/09

    @Kid Canada:


    Er, "throw the long-range bomb". I will save the other phrasing for a college basketball coaches' trip.

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    Image of jussstabitoutside jussstabitoutside
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    The Zooker opted to one up their bad-assness and head to the Sudan to fight a guerilla war.
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    06/03/09

    @jussstabitoutside:


    by himself.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/03/09

    @jussstabitoutside: on waterskis
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    Joe Paterno would have made the trip, but he swore he wouldn't return to the Middle East, after that incident at Mary Magdalene's sweet sixteen.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    Rich Rodriguez decided not to make the trip. He already has a solid gold bidet at home.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    I am surprised that Tuberville I am found the free time to go to Iraq.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/03/09

    In reply to College Coaches Get Cozy In Iraq
    Mack Brown's son-in-law was not invited, on the chance he might try and bat at a bouncing grenade
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/23/09

    In reply to Wanted: Poise, Splits, Knowledge Of Middle East Geography
    Most Texans failed question #8 by answering only "FUCK ANY COUNTRY THAT ISN'T TEXAS"
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    Image of CCSABBATICAL CCSABBATICAL
    05/23/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: The Guv wants to secede! The Lone Star will rise again!


    /Civil War'd

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/23/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Lonestar Beer: National Beer of Texas
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    05/23/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Older than that. He was citing the War for Independence of '36, after which statehood was "negotiated" in '45.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/23/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: To be fair, they did TECHNICALLY secede...from Mexico.
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