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but a football team jumping in and out of a tractor tire sounds like a metaphor for Jessica Simpson's vagina.
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Wittlin the Witten
I Love Me Some Me
This Star's Going Supernova
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I bet it's the "You Sure Didn't Have Them Last Summer" drill.
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Winner...?
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