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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/20/09

    In reply to Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play
    Addendum to Godwin's law: The first person to mention fantasy football in a discussion of the analysis of real football loses all credibility in the discussion.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    In reply to In Blackout Roulette, Jags To Bet It All On...Teal?
    They're obviously bound for Cleveland.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    #----) ... .. .
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    Image of JohnnyDakotaStateU JohnnyDakotaStateU
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    Serious question: if he missed bed-check Friday night, why did they wait until an hour before the game to deactivate him? Not only did it screw over a bunch of fantasy owners, but doesn't that seem like a strategic move on the Jags' part to not allow the Seahawks to alter their defensive game plan (not that it made a difference in the ballgame)? If the Jets can get in trouble for not listing Favre as 'probable', shouldn't the Jags get fined for this move?

    #penis humor #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    This too was blacked out in Jacksonville. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of jonathanzimmel000 jonathanzimmel000
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    i think this sunday if the jags are home and he gets a catch for a first down the stadium should play "Nookie"
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/15/09

    @jonathanzimmel000: #yikes #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/15/09

    @jonathanzimmel000: There's genius in that comment. Deep down. I know there is. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/15/09

    @jonathanzimmel000: Or they could just ask the audience to jam their car keys into their ear canals. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/15/09

    @jonathanzimmel000: I love that you weren't sure/couldn't check if the jags were even home. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/15/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't judge; the other day I was too lazy to order from Seamless Web. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/15/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Don't they chew your food up and spit it into your mouth like a mother bird does for her chicks? #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    Their safe word was "Del Rio." #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    If I were Sims-Walker, I would have jumped out of bed immediately afterward, pointed to the back of my jersey and said "sorry, baby - got a dash". #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/15/09

    @Gourmet Spud: "Got a Dash" is AJ's pickup line when hitting on Deadspin groupies. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    10/15/09

    In reply to Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
    He was just out doing what the team has been doing to their fans this year... #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    10/15/09

    @Hustler of Culture: Screwing groupies on Saturday, screwing fantasy owners on Sunday. That's versatility. #jacksonvillejaguars
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/08/09

    In reply to Today In Thinly-Veiled Omens
    In a sincere attempt to please his masters, Jake Delhomme just taught himself to shake and to roll over.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/01/09

    In reply to No One In Jacksonville Will Be Forced To Watch The Jaguars
    They'll still be way behind Ryan Adams in the "blackouts in Jacksonville" category.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    09/01/09

    In reply to No One In Jacksonville Will Be Forced To Watch The Jaguars
    The blackout rule comes too late to save Jimmy Smith. But a whiteout rule might help Reggie Williams.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/01/09

    @NordoftheBlings: "'Whiteout'? I'm listening..." - Matt Jones
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    Image of dan shanoff dan shanoff
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Jacksonville Jaguars
    Someone please get my back about the quality of Bethesda Bagels...
    Otherwise, the only correction I would offer is that it's the West Village. Come on.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/04/09

    @dan shanoff: As long as you're not one of those people who thinks 2 Amy's makes the best pizza in the world.
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    08/04/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: HA! +1
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Jacksonville Jaguars
    Jacksonville is where wide receivers now go to die, or snort rails.
    I'm fairly certain this is a Ryan Adams lyric.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    08/04/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Jacksonville Jaguars
    Drew, did you avoid mentioning the hideous color scheme because your own team wears purple? I would too.
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