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    Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    He must have learned these combat techniques from his cousin Leeroy.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    If this somehow leads to a "Janoris Jenkins vs. Samurai" episode of Deadliest Warrior, count me the fuck in.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    Beating up guys over a chain? I wonder where that inspiration came from:


    Hercules

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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    06/02/09

    @the earl of weaver: Billy Jack Haynes does not approve of your message, though for a minimal fee, he will smuggle your drugs to Mexico in his rectum.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/02/09

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    Next time, Will should ask Jenkins to carry his iPhone.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/02/09

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    That is really going to impress the scouts at next year's combine.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/02/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: You just can't coach intangibles like that. Physical toughness. The ability to play through pain. That's what scouts want to see.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

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    It takes a real champion to take on five criminals in fisticuffs, shake off a taser blast, and then bust out a 4.4 forty.


    Lawrence Phillips sees your crimes and raises you an aggravated sexual assualt.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/02/09

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    They all want me gold!
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    Image of Carlton_Whitfield Carlton_Whitfield
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    Hence his high school nickname: Rasputin.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    06/02/09

    @Carlton_Whitfield: Gainesville's Greatest Love Machine! There was a cat that really was gone!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    He probably should have just engaged his cloaking device.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/02/09

    In reply to Not Even Tasers Can Stop The Gators
    Maybe if Janoris Jenkins hadn't foolishly began the raid before everyone was ready, this wouldn't have happened.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/02/09

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    That don't phase me, bro!
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/02/09

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    Had he been hit with one cycle of Debi Mazar he would have undoubtedly committed suicide.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1. Holy crap I laughed.
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