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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Yes, dude, yes
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    11/18/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Wow! Martin Lawrence has really let himself go!
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Please, weight has nothing to do with performance.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Uh oh... the secret of Whitlock's success has been revealed. Look what the Smoking Gun just turned up:
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    11/18/09


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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    I imagine a fight between these two would look exactly the same as the Death Star crashing into the moon.
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    11/18/09

    @HockeyMountain: I imagine Mangino's recruiting trips look exactly the same as that one famous scene:

    "Why is the moon wheezing up the walkway to our house?"
    "That's no moon..."
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    It takes a massive amount of energy to impact 100 boys on a college campus.

    "You don't know the half of it."

    -Julia Allison
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    I was going to do this whole thing where I cut and paste the "beyond x's and o's" 'graph and insert words and allusions to writing rather than coaching.

    But instead, I think I'll just say: You are a piece of shit writer, Jason.

    I don't have the energy level to creatively discredit lazy, phoned-in articles.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Whitlock also believes that The Hindenburg wouldn't had blown up if he hadn't been such a blimp.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Charlie Weis is writing the rebuttal to this article.
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    11/18/09

    @Fogg: Re-front-buttal?
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/18/09

    @Fogg: Or showing it to his bosses as a justification for the team's recent performance.

    Can't fire him now, that's anti-fat discrimination!
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    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    "We've created this product to fill a void that currently exists in today's fishing arena"
    Sometimes portable toilet jokes just write themselves. #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    "YOU ARE NO MAN AND I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT YOU! I can't believe I ever even considered you to be 3/5 of a man."

    - Eric Miklas #leecorso
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    If Limbaugh and the "white race" are soooooooo bad, why then are their tons of pictures of you with WHITE girls hanging all over you?

    What? No. Those are Almond Joy crumbs. #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    Randy Shear
    7027 Gaston Parkway Dallas Texas
    75214 USA

    I'm sensing many subscriptions to Playgirl in your future... #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Or at least some hatemail from Shakey.

    Dear Cockbrain, #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    viva la stool

    Freud never does translate well. #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    Dear Joe Morgan,

    Why do you have a blog where you OPENLY campaign to have yourself fired? I mean, if you hate your job so much, why don't YOU just quit?

    I, for one, no longer have ANY respect for you!

    Regards,
    Eric Miklas
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/20/09

    In reply to The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
    That thing is just like the product I invented for my nanny called "The Babyshitter." #leecorso
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    10/20/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: And the one I invented for the folks paving roads, "The Tarlet."

    I hope it takes off better than that ring-shaped troth urinal I designed, the "Go-nut" #leecorso
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