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    Fat-Bottomed Romo Now More Sleek

    Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Fat-Bottomed Romo Now More Sleek
    So it was his butt that muffed the snap/hold in the 2007 playoffs?
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    06/16/09

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    Jesus. I haven't seen snowballing this grotesque since Natasha Richardson started rolling down the slope after impact.
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    06/16/09

    @Starburied: -1 Sonny Bono is the only snow fatality that should ever be referenced.
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    06/16/09

    @Logobot: Len Bias disagrees.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Fat-Bottomed Romo Now More Sleek
    Chick in top left corner:


    "Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, my boyfriend isgoing to think I'm the FUCKING COOLEST if I get this in Deleted Scenes!"

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    People will call you Gingerballs

    They'll call you Gingerballs

    Those people don't know what they see

    They just see Gingerballs

    Gingerballs

    Cheer up Jason
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    I just can't see any good quality coach agreeing to work for Jerry. A lot of people are bashing Garrett right now but he may be the best option for the Cowboys. The future will be full of people like Switzer, Gailey, Campo and Phillips.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    Figure they'll draft the franchise QB, either Highland Park's Matthew Stafford or Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford


    Pay no attention to where this young man goes to college!

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    12/30/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Its more important that he came from an affluent suburb of Dallas.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    If Detroit does go and hire Princeton Boy, he'll probably raise the collective IQ of the state of Michigan by about 50.
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    12/30/08

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    I don't see how Motown would be attractive to a guy with no soul.
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    12/30/08

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    Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D


    But how did he find time to think about coaching between murkin' and doin' time?

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    12/30/08

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    Stafford and Bradford eh? So which one is Tim Couch and which one is David Carr?
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    All good points, AJ; but you forgot two very important things:


    1. The team is based in Detroit.

    2. They are called the Lions.

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
    Figure they'll draft the franchise QB, either Highland Park's Matthew Stafford or Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford


    Unless both elect to stay in school rather than play for the Lions, since there won't be a rookie salary cap until 2011 at the earliest.


    (wishful thinking)

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    12/30/08

    @Matt_T: Prepare for Logan Gray, my friend.
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    12/30/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: It will almost certainly be Joe Cox (senior, former Elite 11 QB in high school). And in 2009, it will probably be Gray or Aaron Murray.


    Yes, I'm already counting Stafford as a goner.

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    12/30/08

    @Athens_Grease: You mean Joe "Saved our asses against Colorado" Cox?
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