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    Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    There's a pretty good chance his attorney might went to Hollywood Upstairs Law School.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/16/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Better known as Georgetown


    /UVA Law Roolz

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    Whats the crime in pretending to be someone? Hi, I'm an attorney, wanna file a suit?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/16/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    I am a commercial...airline...pilot.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    "What's the crime in pretending to be someone?"


    I mean, who hasn't put on Darth Vader mask and tricked an enemy's girlfriends into having sex? Which reminds me, I need to get working on my Shelden Williams mask...

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/16/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Geez, who'd want to pretend to be that Neandarthal-looking dookie?


    /looks at commentator's handle


    Carry on, then.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    "What's the crime in pretending to be someone?"


    Exactly. I just happened to pretend to be someone who didn't have a variety of STDs.

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    Image of Evgeni Merkin Evgeni Merkin
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    I look so much like Tim Robbins that people ask me to do their taxes.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/16/09

    @Evgeni Merkin: You know, for kids!
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    Sadly, my pretending to be Brian Peppers hasn't scored me as much pussy as I would have liked.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    The Joba impersonator should pretend to be the jury foreman and see how that works out.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    "Ward was busted after trying to scam a bagel from a Jersey bagel shop by pointing at a picture of the Yankees pitcher and asking "Do you know who I am?" Now he's facing a year in jail."


    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/16/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Butter's in the fridge!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    "What's the crime in pretending to be someone?"


    Hopefully that defense works better for fake Joba than it did for Lori Drew.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    I'm Phil Hartman; Please, Take My Wife.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    It's times like these when I wish the celebrity I resemble most weren't Michael Cera.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/16/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: You must be knee-deep in quirky, indie poon.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    01/16/09

    @Katni: None of which, in the real world, looks anything like Kat Dennings.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/16/09

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yeah, in my experience Michael Cera poon resembles desperate Jewish women.
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    Image of Farquar Farquar
    01/16/09

    So what kind of poon does a Steve-From-Blue's-Clues impersonator pick up?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/16/09

    @Farquar: The kind that will have you talking to Chris Hansen.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    01/16/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: J-Date... in three-dimensions!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/16/09

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I don't believe in Jdate. It eliminates the thrill of romantic conquest.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    Yeah, the fucking nerve of this dude, misrepresenting himself to score pussy. I mean, who does that?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    So I stole a few social security numbers and opened a bunch a lines of credit. What's the crime in that?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/16/09

    In reply to Lawyer For Joba Chamberlain Impersonator Pleads For Mercy
    "What's the crime in pretending to be someone?"


    Well, when you put it that way, I guess there is none. Now, if you'll kindly provide me with your social security number and mother's maiden name, I'll be on my way.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/16/09

    @Katni: -1
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