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Don't Take Joe Montana's Picture, He Thinks It Steals Your Soul
The legendary Joe Montana has to be a little antsy this weekend. The 49ers don't get an early first round draft pick. He's got people covering his shift at his diner. And if Tom Brady wins a fourth Super Bowl ring and third Super Bowl MVP, it'll tie Joe Cool on both counts. More »
Joe Montana is just hemorrhaging cash. [Deuce Of Davenport]
Athletes will never be good at managing money. [Dealbreaker]
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Parents Sentence Son To Lifetime Of Ass-Kickings
As The Mighty MJD mentioned on Sunday, Leann and Rusty Real of D'Iberville, Miss., have named their kid ESPN Montana Real. That's pronounced "Espen," as in, "Mrs. Johnson! The other boys have run Espen's pants up the flagpole again!" More »
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Hey, Maybe Pete Had A Game That Weekend
We don't mean to imply that Joe Montana might not always put his son's basketball games ahead of money — or even that his PR team might come up with the most family-friendly excuse (one the NFL still hasn't endorsed) possible once he skipped out on an event because he wasn't paid enough — but we were looking around at some other matters Montana has had on his agenda of late. More »
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Checking In On Our Man Joe
After word got out Monday that Joe Montana had refused to join past Super Bowl MVPs because he wanted more money, his PR reps went on the offensive, saying he only left the Super Bowl to attend his son's basketball game. They even sent something to us; that's some due diligence, right there. More »
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Joe Montana Loves His Family (And Cash Too, Still)
After yesterday's story that Joe Montana had skipped the Super Bowl parade of MVPs because the NFL wouldn't pay his appearance fee, his PR team and representatives at IMG went on the offensive, releasing a statement to anyone within earshot that Montana left Detroit to be with his family. How do we know they sent it to everyone? Because they even sent one to us. More »
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Joe Montana Needs The Cash Money
Last week, we told you about how sad we were for Joe Montana that he was seemingly willing to hawk any product that would pay him. But now we don't think it's a dignity thing; we're now geniunely concerned if Montana is having money problems. More »
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Montana Honors His Corporate Obligations
So we were watching "Cold Pizza" this morning, waiting for Dana Jacobson to wave or wink or something, when Super Bowl legend Joe Montana and his wacky shirt showed up and started talking about high blood pressure. We thought this was a moment where he would discuss how scary playing in the Super Bowl is, how you have to be calm and make the right decisions. More »
