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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Don't forget about Jack Elway. Not sure where he's at after leaving ASU, but I know it's nowhere near a D-1 starting gig.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/02/09

    @PontiusPirate: He's still in school at ASU, he just quit football.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    The coach at Pasadena realized his unfamiliarity with the Arby's menu after his assistant delivered him a "Nate Montana with extra Horsey Sauce"
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Considering what transpired between 2001 and 2009, there's been a backlash against giving someone his dad's job in the hope he can figure it out as he goes.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/02/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Next you will be saying that people from Kenya should not play QB.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/02/09

    @sir_pantsalot: I haven't seen any proof that Donovan McNabb was born in America.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Meanwhile in Montana, Joe Pennsylvania's son is following his father's path by getting high on paint fumes.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    I'd rather be the son of a famous coach. Practically guarantees you'll be a well-adjusted, productive member of society.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Boy, that sucks. I just hope they find some other way to earn a living otherwise they might end up homeless and penniless.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    What else do you need to play quarterback?

    Symmetry?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    The only thing rarer than the son of an NFL quarterback not being a star quarterback themselves, is the son of an NFL quarterback not having some fucked up disease.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Nate Montana will be in his room, masturbating.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by Pedro Cuatrocinco at 09/02/09 3:35 PM Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of chuckv chuckv
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    So you're saying that each Simms is worse than the previous one?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/02/09

    In reply to Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
    Totally weird. Also weird that Roger Clinton delivered that half ounce of grass to me last week.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/25/09

    In reply to Nate Montana Finds Better Football Situation Than Notre Dame
    Wow, look at the page view difference compared to the other stories today. Quite a lot of DS readers enjoy the Montana eye candy, huh?

    /loves to vaguely question others' sexuality
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/25/09

    In reply to Nate Montana Finds Better Football Situation Than Notre Dame
    Living at home in college? Nate'll spend a lot of time in his room masturbating
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/10/09

    In reply to The Washington Huskies Revival Will Be Led By Joe Montana's Son
    Don't worry, Jerramy Stevens. You still lead the Huskies revile.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/10/09

    In reply to The Washington Huskies Revival Will Be Led By Joe Montana's Son
    The "unrealistic expectations" tag could also apply to David Hume's shower masturbation session this morning.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/10/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Yeah, I hoped that this time I wouldn't get it caught in the drain, but even on tippy toes, it happened again.
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