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    Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    With his mortal enemy retired, John Cockpunch is free to wreak havoc on the league
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    Hundreds of methheads from Longmont with fake Dan Hinote jerseys were heard to ask: "Joe who?"
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    Quebec Nordique & Colorado Avalanche legend Joe Sakic is calling it a career after 20 seasons in the NHL and not a single embarrassing scandal that we could all have a good laugh over now.


    I know it's tough for you to type Dash, so I'll do it for you.

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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of econdave econdave
    07/08/09

    @HockeyMountain: Sounds like somebody missed the joke.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/08/09

    @econdave: Or was giving shit to the Red Wings fan who typed the post...
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    Someone needs to talk me off the ledge here.
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/09/09

    @HockeyMountain: I'll hold you back if you hold me back ...
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    not a single embarrassing scandal that we could all have a good laugh over now.


    There is that voluminous mullet he used to have, but singling out a hockey player for having a mullet is kind of missing the point.

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    Image of ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    Good riddance to white trash. Now go suck Claude Lemieux's dick.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/08/09

    @ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: Yeah, I don't think some guy from South Carolina can get away with calling one of the classiest guys in the league white trash.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/08/09

    @ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry:


    Being from Burnaby (just east of Vancouver) is now white trash? Sakic's one of the classiest players in NHL history. He's basically Steve Yzerman part 2.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/08/09

    @ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: You can't possibly be that passionate about Joe Sakic.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    This stinks. I have about a million scrotal-centric jokes sitting in my drawer, collecting dust.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    Let's hope budding AHL superstar Joe Scrotumyuck has the same fortune.
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    close it dummy
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    07/08/09

    In reply to Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
    ...not a single embarrassing scandal...,/i>


    What about the snow-blower incident?

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/08/09

    @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Or the time he put ketchup on his poutine.
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