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    David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    David Wells on Miller High Life: "When you drink a case, you're a drunk."
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    01/30/09

    @The Professor: Not to be confused with David Wells on Weed: "Duuuude, I'm soo toast. Mmmmm, toast. With butter, and marmalade, and nutella, and fluff, and blood sausage, and more toast..."
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Don't even get Wells started about what happens if you break these chains of love.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    So there were like three non-douches on the 90s Yankees. Got it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    When you break the code, you're a punk


    Just ask Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy in Wargames.

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    Image of Steve518 Steve518
    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    - Brian Cashman
    - non-alcoholic foods
    - guy who took last piece of chicken-fried steak at Old Country buffet in Sarasota
    - belts
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/30/09

    @Steve518: /holds envelope to head, opens it


    Things that have been in or around John Sterling's throat!

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    David Wells prefers to break chairs, restraining orders, and buffet lines' economic model.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Joe Torre should be called J-Fraud.


    Funny, "Torre" doesn't look like it rhymes with "Rod".

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    01/30/09

    @David Hume: David Wells thinks you should make like a tree and get outta here.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Snitches get brushbacks.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    When you break the code, you're a punk.


    I would take Wells' punk comment with a grain of salt. He claims that Green Day and Blink 182 are the greatest punk bands ever.

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    01/30/09

    @Weed Against Speed: But you need an Alternative when you have No Code. Then you'll just end up trying to fight Ticketmaster.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    This -Fraud meme is great. Don't you agree, Arkansas-Fraud?
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    01/30/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: It's true. My name isn't really Fred.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Among Torre's boys, according to Wells, were Paul O'Neill, Andy Pettitte, Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeter and Roger Clemens


    And on days Clemens was scheduled to start, we now know that Torre made them do the Elephant Walk.

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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    I thought we were in the trust tree, with the nest...are we not?
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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'


    Sorry, David. When you weigh 250 and have a chin pouch. There's literally no room in the circle of trust, regardless.

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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    Here's the thing about telling all about your former players, as Joe Torre did in his book, "The Yankee Years." In the war of words that follows, you're always going to be outnumbered.


    Not if you're a team of Mini-Ditkas.

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    01/30/09

    In reply to David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
    If you weren't in his little circle - the circle of trust


    Well maybe you shouldn't have lost Jinxy, David! Can you milk me?!

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