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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Hell, I thought you were going to tell us he just needed to get laid.

    Solves all sorts of funks.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Tony LaRussa is a genious!

    Oh, he had nothing to do with it? Well then, fuck him.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    St. Louis is a great place to get advice on your technique. My shits have been much more efficient since I ate at Chuck Berry's restaurant.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/24/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: And Chuck has the video to prove it.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes

    Help control the John Smoltz population.
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    Image of LilahKnujunkle LilahKnujunkle
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Also gracious of to not point out he was pitching against what amounts to a AAA team in the Padres. Something tells me he'll look like a world beater again in his next start....against the mighty Nationals.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    08/24/09

    @LilahKnujunkle: He already did have 1 start against Washington, plus 3(!) against Baltimore and one against OAK. All last place teams, all 5 or more earned runs.
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    Image of FriendsOfScottSisson FriendsOfScottSisson
    08/24/09

    All last place AMERICAN League teams. Not some Olde Timey NL 9 guys trying to bunt bullshit.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/24/09

    @FriendsOfScottSisson: When did the Nats join the AL?

    Thank CHRIST for this new commenting system. I actually have to TRY to find this shit now.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    08/19/09

    In reply to They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
    Old folks who should probably be retired keep coming back. This time it's John Smoltz, who's close to a deal with the Cardinals. Not a bad move: they're a little short on starting pitching, and he'll automatically become the third best hitter in that lineup.

    Um... Barry? You may want to look at that lineup again. They've added a few players since May.
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    08/19/09

    In reply to They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
    I remember when TV lost its innocence for me. It was the day I learned this guy was married to Roseanne and not John Goodman.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    08/19/09

    In reply to They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
    Lt. Gen. Richard S. Ewell finds criticisms of Gregg's pitching in the clutch to be unfair and unwarranted.
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    Image of cookierojas cookierojas
    08/19/09

    In reply to They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
    There's a ton of "widow ass" in Tampa - St. Pete and Joe Maddon's hat is officially in the ring.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/19/09

    In reply to They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
    Wow, only 6 years later and you would never guess he was viciously mauled by a Siberian tiger.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/07/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of John Smoltz?
    At least Gagne lasted the season
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    Image of Bea Hate Me Bea Hate Me
    08/07/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of John Smoltz?
    [Scene: a New York hotel room]
    Epstein: I just flew in from Boston and boy are my arms tired. Ha ha.
    Smoltz: If you're here about the game last night, don't worry. Papi just injected me with some HGH. You'll be taking photos of me in front of unattractive "MVP" backdrops in no time!
    Epstein: Actually, I'm here to DFA you. Not sure what that stands for exactly, but we're basically breaking up. I want to see other pitchers.
    Smoltz: After I gave you the best quarter-season of my life? Well, maybe not the best. Okay, it was horrid. You have a point. Let's let bygones be bygones. Thanks for the $5M! No hard feelings! (hustles out of room holding large bag of cash)
    Epstein (into cell): Curt, have I ever told you I'm a big Ann Coulter fan, too? So, er, how's the old arm these days?
    [end scene]
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    08/07/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of John Smoltz?
    Who cares?
    I'd rather watch two people fuck.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    08/07/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Be careful what you wish for on this site...
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/07/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of John Smoltz?
    I'll always remember him for being a complete fucking asshole and leaving me hanging for an autograph when I was a kid and then realizing that it was actually Sid Bream.
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    08/07/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: youre still an asshole Smoltzy, first impressions die hard.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    02/07/09

    In reply to Yankees Fans Are Sneaky, Happy
    Nick Swisher longs for Vincent's beard trimmer.
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