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    Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?

    John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    does anyone think Daly ever pays for a drink at a Hooters? If they don't comp him, some yahoo is buying him a bucket of whiskey. Can they really fire him if they gave him said bucket or allowed said yahoo to buy it for him?
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    All I can think of when I see that picture: [www.sadtrombone.com]
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    He looks more and more like Marge Schott every day.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    Just so I'm clear - by "hooters", we're all referring to his man boobs, right?
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/06/08

    @Gourmet Spud: I was worried they were going to take away his owl aviary..
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    They really just need to work this into the next commercial.


    "So come on down to Hooters, where catatonia is no bar to being served more alcohol!"

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    Phil Mickelson's been trying to dump his hooters for years.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    At his current weight, Daly has no chance of ever being de-hootered.
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    11/06/08

    In reply to Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
    is he really in jeopardy of getting de-Hooter'd


    I don't think the human body could recover from a plastic surgery that extreme.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    This very same sleeping disorder was what cost me my endorsement deal with Applebee's. Except for "endorsement deal," read "dishwashing gig." And for "Applebee's," read "Red Lobster."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    when I've drank a fifth of Chivas, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to regain consciousness.


    /fixed

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Not mentioned in the story: His pants were down and his huge wang was in his hand.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/08

    @MeSoHornsby: I am sure of very few things in life, but one of them is that John Daly's penis is the size of a thimble.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    I just know Chipper Jones was behind all of this.
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    Image of Da_Mang Da_Mang
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Major Payne approves.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/03/08

    @Da_Mang: Know this: drinking is my business, ladies, and BUSINESS! IS! GOOOOD!
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Hooters, please don't terminate Daly. Think of your target demographic. All us citizens would be left to endure Dick Vitale as your lone spokesperson and that would probably give us all ear cancer.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    In addition to sleeping with his eyes open, Daly also shoots lightning bolts from his arse. Especially after a night at Hooter's.
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