You know what the problem is, Estella? It's great to have your passport and valuables close at hand, but you can't be doing nearly as well as you could without that fanny pack on. You've got to take it o--
God damn it--this is why Deadspin needs to bring back the long-missed "What to Watch" or whatever it was called because I cant believe I fucking missed this!!!
The Superstars!: For people who desperately want to spend hours listening to John Saunders continuously describe, in painstaking detail, the very thing you are watching.
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Oh, wait.
Ye gods.
/Would still cut off several toes to hit that
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AND his orange hunting vest.
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who can do the most shirtless crunches in their driveway.
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T.O. bench pressing the kayak in the parking lot.
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/crying in my cube
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Neither does Jeff Kent.
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"Jennifer Capriati is so loose..."
"HOW LOOSE IS SHE...?"