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    Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!

    Jerry Stackhouse Gets LeBron'd By John Wall

    John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "I'd give my left hand to be in college and married to Brooklyn Decker." #isiahthomas
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Of course you would. Your left hand becomes a vestigial structure at that point. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    He would have gone to Duke, but he kept hitting his face on the floor when it was time to signal tenacious defense. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    Kevin Laue overcame a lot of big challenges: Making the basketball team, eating corn on the cob, and unhooking a bra. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "Okay Wilbon, who am I?"

    "Tony, you are Cole Aldrich. How many Kansas football players are your teammates going to assault this season?" #isiahthomas
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/09/09

    @Kid Canada: I'm sorry, you'll need to rephrase that in the form of a Carleton Ravens/CIS joke. #isiahthomas
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I'll take my slow and stiff four-year seniors, thank you.

    Silly Dash. Has Anna Nicole Smith taught you nothing? Don't you mean eighty-four-year seniors? Four-year olds don't have nearly enough money. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I like that picture. That's a good picture. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jerry Stackhouse Gets LeBron'd By John Wall
    Never attempt to play defense. Ever.

    Just pretend it's the regular season.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jerry Stackhouse Gets LeBron'd By John Wall
    Memphis lost Wall to UK? At least they still have Door.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    08/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: What will his teammates say to him when he blocks their view of the TV?
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    08/10/09

    @Barry Lutz: +1
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    Image of Meast Of The East Meast Of The East
    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    Damn this is the worst story ever. Being the duke basketball fan that i am it really sucks to see someone who damn near lives in k-ville go to kentucky just because coach k has his principals about going after "one and done" players. Sorry this is just a very sad moment for me and i felt the need to express my true GODDAMN COCK MOTHERFUCKIN feelings.
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    05/19/09

    @Meast Of The East: I hate to break it to you, but Wall ending up at UK isn't because Coach K has principles about one-and-dones. Among other things, it's because Coach K is incapable of turning a promising point guard into a first round pick. Coach K entered the Wall sweepstakes late, but he pushed hard and even with that AND Clifton's obvious preference for Duke, Wall still wanted to choose between Miami and UK.

    I don't mean to rub salt in the wound (OK maybe I do)...I mean, West Virginia is cool.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    05/19/09

    @Meast Of The East: FALSE! There should be a rule to disemvowel any commenter who propagates lazy, hack-y sports falsehoods, like "Black NBA players are lazy", "Hockey fans are morons", "NASCAR fans have body hair problems", or worst... "Coach K is far too principled to bring talented player X on his roster". He is JUST as cutthroat as every other coach in the NCAA. And Duke is the Dartmouth of the south, not the Harvard of the south.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    WOO HOOO!!!

    Imagine that being said in the tone of Slim Pickens when he was waving his cowboy hat and riding the bomb to the ground.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    His previous recruitment of Anthony Windows turned out to be less successful, prompting him to focus on Wall. No word yet on whether Mr. Calipari's sweat is dripping down his balls.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    Well, this would explain Ashley Judd's "Wallbangers" shirt.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    Calipari should consider himself Fortunato to get Wall.
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    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    Kentucky makes sense. He don't need no education.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    05/19/09

    In reply to John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
    "I don't understand, did he not get the fruit basket I sent him?"


    -- Isiah Thomas

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/19/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:


    Mini-muffins would've done the trick. People love those.

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