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    John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    This very same sleeping disorder was what cost me my endorsement deal with Applebee's. Except for "endorsement deal," read "dishwashing gig." And for "Applebee's," read "Red Lobster."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    when I've drank a fifth of Chivas, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to regain consciousness.


    /fixed

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Not mentioned in the story: His pants were down and his huge wang was in his hand.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/08

    @MeSoHornsby: I am sure of very few things in life, but one of them is that John Daly's penis is the size of a thimble.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    I just know Chipper Jones was behind all of this.
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    Image of Da_Mang Da_Mang
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Major Payne approves.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/03/08

    @Da_Mang: Know this: drinking is my business, ladies, and BUSINESS! IS! GOOOOD!
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Hooters, please don't terminate Daly. Think of your target demographic. All us citizens would be left to endure Dick Vitale as your lone spokesperson and that would probably give us all ear cancer.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    In addition to sleeping with his eyes open, Daly also shoots lightning bolts from his arse. Especially after a night at Hooter's.
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    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    if he gets banned, that might just set him off enough to open up his own chain restaurant. And I think I speak for all of us when I say no one wants to see "John Daly's Hooters"
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/03/08

    @JayCutlersInsulin: I drove past John Daly's Bar and Restaurant in beautiful Horn Lake, MS this weekend. So you're not far off.
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    Image of The Intern The Intern
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    He's looking more and more like John Madden, and I'm not sure who that reflects worse on.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/08

    @The 12 Men on the Field Watch Intern: Frank Caliendo.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    I'm sure he's concerned with sullying the good name of Hooters, not losing out on the free wings and beers
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    What do you tell a Hooters waitress with two PR hits?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/08

    In reply to John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
    Next week on The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Kyle Reese must go back in time to prevent John Daly from patronizing the local Hooters.
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