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    So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot, the Times reported.


    Damn, John Daly is impressed.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    She also, apparently, has a gambling habit; a fact that her attorney used to try and get her sentence reduced in the robbery case.


    Imagine how little time she would have gotten if her lawyer mentioned her robbing habit.

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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    I can't wait too see the witty racist t-shirts from Pirates fans. Well, you know, presuming such people still exist...
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/26/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: Why would Pirates fans come up with witty racist t-shirts in regards to one of their own players?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    She needed a baby arm and Jose wasn't up for the task.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Did she want it to hold an apple?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    for stealing $20,000 from a paycheck advance store


    My my my how the tables have turned on the very people who set up those tables and situated them in their previously un-turned position.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    she was accused of stealing $20,000 from a Paycheck Advance


    when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot


    Ahhh I see Tabata's been taking notes. What a hopeless romantic!

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    Image of econdave econdave
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    You know, Amalia, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you. You have a gambling problem!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @econdave: Remember that time I gave you herpes from all that Haitian road beef? Well YOU have a gambling problem!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Enjoys gardening, macrame.


    That's one crazy bitch.

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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Well, then a judge and a jury
    sat me in a room
    They say that robbin' the cradle
    is worse than robbin' the tomb
    -- Jim Croce
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @CitizenStrange: Stewardess, I would like an aisle seat, please.


    --Jim Croce

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Whoa! He had 42 Stolen Babies in '08?!? Oh, that SB means Stolen Bases? Well, that's still pretty good.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    ...also known by such aliases as Amalia Segui...


    Her life probably completely unraveled after David divorced her.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    also known by such aliases as Amalia Segui and Amalia Maldonado


    So in the Spanish-language version of Raising Arizona, the Snoats brothers will be played by David Segui and Candy Maldonado?

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    She was only able to steal the baby because Jason Varitek was guarding the hospital that day.
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