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    Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/09/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    I come with great tidings and a message from Katni/Zero.


    /trumpets


    ZOMG. I'm drunk as fuck. Kai is being a bitch. And about to get run over. Put that on DUAN!


    /trumpets fade

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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/09/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Vete y chinga a tu madre, Nibbles.
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    04/09/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: You SURE you don't work in a restaurant? You sure sound like it, ese!


    El-oh-el.

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    04/09/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: Yep, sure. Though after reading Kitchen Confidential, I get that there's a lot of Spanish (and swearing in Spanish) in restaurants.


    @Shakεy: That's quite amusing. Have to visit Sandy Eggo one of these days.

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    04/09/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Yeah, they've been drunk emailing. It's quite entertaining.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/09/09

    @Shakεy: Remind me again, what's Azian doing out there?
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    04/09/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: From what I understand, he lost his job and has disposable income, so he's doing what he pleases. And I guess one of those things is to visit Katni in San Diahhhhgo.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/09/09

    @Shakεy: Ah, I see. Interesting. "Visit" is a fun euphemism.
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    04/09/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Hmmmmmmm. Some would speculate that is the case. Alright sir mustache, I am out. Good night and sweet dreams.
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    Image of ZombieTorre ZombieTorre
    04/09/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Am I the only one still watching Reno 911!?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/09/09

    @ZombieTorre: No way, I like it most of the time and love it some of the time.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    04/09/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Okay all, I'm off to watch Lost (in honor of Carlos Silva's fine performance) and South Park.


    Have a good night.

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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Anyone read the book "Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" by Cormac McCarthy? God-damn that man is unique.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Slight modification on Deadspin Jeopardy:


    How does Mike Tirico spend his time in Augusta this weekend?

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    04/08/09

    @greenfield-comma-tim: I'm not even touching that one with a 3-iron.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    In honor of the M's loss, I'd like to point out one of my favorite quotes ever (especially on the anniversary of Cobain's death):


    "Cobain was a sad cunt who couldn't handle the fame." -- Liam Gallagher

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    Image of CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT
    04/08/09

    @PQ Crash:


    Hahaha....I love it when the singer who can barely play an instrument and probably pays to have people ghost write the few songs he is even credited for talks shit...can you imagine how much we'd have to hear about those 2 media whoring brothers if Allah would have smited them when he should have....after "Be Here Now"....

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    04/08/09

    @PQ Crash: 'I never usually say anything bad about anybody, so I'm gonna break one of my own fuckin' rules here. I just gotta say this. Man, I saw Paul Simon in real life once. It was at that Bob Dylan celebration thing in New York. He was in the crowd backstage, that's where I saw him.
    'I had nightmares about him afterwards. He's fucking scary. Have you ever seen his face, close up? He looks like a premature baby eaglet that's just cracked out of his shell. It's really frightening. - Eddie Vedder


    I know it's long but it makes me laugh.

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    04/08/09

    @CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT: Admittedly, I'm a huge Oasis mark, but the outlandish crap that came out of their mouths during the peak of their fame was funnier than hell. Even funnier was the general public's reactions to them.


    But, yeah, "Standing on the Shoulder of Giants" and "Heathen Chemistry" were shit albums. The last two have been decent though.

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    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: Vedder can produce a good pull quote when he wants to.
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    04/08/09

    @PQ Crash: I still love George Harrison as a songwriter, but as a person he's a nipple, and if I ever meet him I'll tell him. If you're watching - Nipple!"
    -Liam Gallagher
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    04/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: This quote is why I became a fan of Oasis:


    "Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it." -- Liam Gallagher


    I picked up "Definitely Maybe" while everyone was still wearing black because of Cobain's suicide. I've never thought that rock 'n roll should be a pity party. "Definitely Maybe" celebrated the fact that a bunch of working-class kids wanted to be rock stars, not some drug-riddled introverts.

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    Image of CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT
    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Camera-dude just panned to Dirk Nowitzki's Dad....I would swear it's Murdock from "MacGuyver"....
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/08/09

    @CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT: Wasn't Murdock part of the A-Team?
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/08/09

    @ScientificMapp: A-Team's Murdock, played by Dwight Schulz.


    MacGyver's enemy Murdoc, played by Michael Des Barres.

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    04/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: All I know is I can't get the "MacGruber" theme from SNL out of my head for 3 days after I hear it.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Mariner's lost, so I need me some Fuck, Kill, Marry:


    Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Kirsten Bell, Reese Witherspoon.

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    04/08/09

    @CoolHwhip: Agreed.


    F: Love-Hewitt (I'd rather have Lacey Chabert if we're talking about "Party of Five" women)

    M: Bell (again with the superhero theme)

    K: Witherspoon (the "Legally Blonde" movies ruined her for me)

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    Image of CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT
    04/08/09

    @PQ Crash:


    Word on the Lacey Chabert things....I was going to give the same 3 you were...

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    04/08/09

    @CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT: She could steal my car, burn my apartment down, have me arrested for drug possession and I'd still think the world of her.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    You know how much free time I have? I just started watching Righteous Kill. There'll be occasional updates. Enjoy.
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    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: It's already an abortion. Not the 'women's clinic' variety either. We're talking a stairwell in Yonkers. With garden shears.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: That...that was very well described.


    /cringed.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    That was very John Francoesque, K-Rod.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Deadspin Jeopardy


    Answer: How Jim Nantz spends his free time at Augusta.

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    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: What is stroking it well heading into Amen Corner.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: What is "stuffing his bong with sweet Georgia cannabis?"
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/08/09

    @Business_Socks: What is transexual hookers and black tar heroine?
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Marshawn Lynch suspended for first three games of the season. Beast Mode... sad.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    K-Rod has no command.
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    Image of CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT
    04/08/09

    In reply to Off The Top Of The Backboard, Into The Rafters, Off The Heating Duct, Down A Suspension Wire...Nothing But Net
    Commercial just reminded me, the day that I take pride in my lawnmower/how my lawn looks/telling my neighbors what I feed my lawn, is the day that I strap a bomb to my chest and walk into Skip Bayless' house....
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    04/08/09

    @CantSpellCitrusWithoutUT: If you need any motivation, it can be found here.
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