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    Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of
    They want to feel Tebow's salvation all over their faces.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of
    Ah, the dead eyed gaze of a man with great physical dexterity but the inability to count to ten without help.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of
    Tebow saw Tebow in the mirror post-workout and...
    He. Jizzed. In. His. Pants.
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    05/26/09

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    "If I could trade places for a day with anyone: Tim Tebow".


    Hopefully, Randolph and Mortimer Duke can make this happen.

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    05/26/09

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    Percy Harvin's nickname for Tebow? "Asexual Chocolate"
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    05/26/09

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    Shouldn't that girl latching onto Tebow be taking care of her son, Swee'Pea?
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    @Arsenio Billingham: +1
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    Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of


    Well sure, then afterwards he is able to speak in different languages.

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    Thom Brennaman was heartbroken. No longer thinks spending 15 minutes with Tebow will change your life.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Turns Away Hotter Stuff Than You Can Dream Of
    Nobody rejects Glenn 'Hurricane' Schwartz and lives to tell the tale, Tebow. Nobody.
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    05/26/09

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    The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations. 2 Peter 2:9
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    05/26/09

    @ClueHeywood: Ah, that was supposed to be 2 Tebow 2:9. Damn you, religious upbringing! (Says 10 Hail Marys)
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    05/26/09

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    I once had a local newswoman tell me she wanted me...


    ... to stop flashing my genitals during her on-location weather report.

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    05/26/09

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    We saw all kind of actors and news reporters just kind of blatantly say, "Tebow, I want you."


    Pat O'Brien strikes again!

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