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    Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier

    Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier

    The Curious, Somewhat Icky Kellen Winslow Case Lurches Ahead

    Browns Suspend Kellen Winslow For Defending His Testicles

    Kellen Winslow: Please Stop Asking About My Junk

    Kellen Winslow May Soldier On Against Redskins Despite Unfortunate Ball-Related Emergency

    Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles?

    On Race, Message Boards And Shutting The Hell Up

    Oh, Yeah, Baby, Hit That Sled! Oh, Oooohhh!

    Joey Porter Didn't Mean To Offend You; He Just Meant To Offend The Fag
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    Hey buddy your making millions of dollars to play football most of us guys who drive trucks dont complain when we get our balls drained right before we have to deliver a shipment if plywood you should be thankful!!

    /plainsdealer.com'd
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    The Browns team doctors originally diagnosed Winslow's four humours to be out of sorts and recommended he let several pints of blood.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    Don't blame the Browns just yet. I'd check Winslow's house for empty bottles of nerve tonic.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    we feel a brief bit of sympathy for the Soldier Boy

    Plus, he's a great dancer!
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    To which LT responded, "OK, maybe not those two."
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    "my testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk."

    Now Winslow understands why I don't go to the gym much anymore.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier

    Suddenly, a Q-Tip to the man's urethra seems fitting.

    Seems weird to me, but okay.
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    07/21/09

    @This is my Star: Winslow was especially uncomfortable when team trainers treated him with something called a "Vibrant Thing."
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    She was also hospitalized and the couple worried about it affecting their ability to have children.

    That would really suck if she couldn't have his offspring to use as lifelong financial leverage.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    What also has not come out until now is my commenting staph infection. Apparently, when you spill Halal food on your keyboard, it is best to clean it up cause the lamb can turn in a hurry.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    Isn't having fluids drained from your testicles before a game a Saturday night tradition on the road in the NFL?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/21/09

    In reply to Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
    If he were a true soldier, he would have used this condition to entertain us with a hilarious endzone celebration.

    For example, he could have laid down and balanced on his nuts, while two of his teammates rode him like a seesaw.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1 hilarious visual.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/21/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:

    He also could have laid down on his back, and his teammates could have pretended to have a tea party on them.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Personally, I would have liked to have seen two of his teammates climb into the testicles and then attempt to roll them onto small buttons set into volcano-shaped grooves, while two other teammates in giant metallic spheres tried to prevent them from doing so.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/23/09

    In reply to Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier
    At least he wasn't from JoeBucsSecondFavoriteWebsiteFa....com.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/23/09

    In reply to Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier
    Winslow quickly turned to his wife and asked, "What's this guy been calling me again?"


    "Sgt. Winslow," she answered.


    Coming this fall to ABC, Ronald VelJohnson and Jaleel White are Improvised Explosive Comedy Devices, in Platoon Goons

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/23/09

    In reply to Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier
    He doesn't want to be called a Fisting Soldier? Why the fuck not?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/23/09

    In reply to Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier
    The Brown still refer to him by his military title "General Liability"
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