Hence, this:

Personally, we think "Ice Is Workin' It" would have been more embarrassing. Work it ... Ice ... Yeah ... Come on work it, baby.

At this point it should be mentioned that not only did we own a "To The Extreme" cassette when we were 15, we actually listened to it on a constant loop. (Yep Yep.) This probably does not surprise you. Though clearly someone was buying that album; that sumbitch sold seven million copies of that thing. It wasn't just us. In fact, it was probably a lot of you. Don't lie.

Kevin Millar's New Look [Bromoblog]

We're not sure anyone other than Kevin Millar is in on the joke here, but alas: Here's "Orioles Magic," the new/old/new theme song for the Baltimore Orioles, sung by the Baltimore Orioles, rocked out by the Baltimore Orioles.

The Orioles are only two games out of first — behind the Rays! — in the American League East, and they seem to be having fun. Enjoy it while you can, aging O's. We would love to see every team redo old team songs; seeing Ankiel and Pujols dance out to Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On" from 1985 would be pretty awesome.