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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    It is not easy to coach an alpha dog, of course.

    Pfft...name one Justin Timberlake movie that was any good. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    You could have saved us all a lot of time and just wrote "Jordan has class and Kobe does not." This is a fact that we already know so you could have saved us even more time by writing nothing. What do editors even do these days if they are not editing? #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    Image of MyDinnerWithAndreDawson MyDinnerWithAndreDawson
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    If Kobe could be 11 in 1985 and 17 in 1996, he doesn't have just basketball figured out, but special relativity also. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ArkansasFred promoted this comment MyDinnerWithAndreDawson was starred MyDinnerWithAndreDawson was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/12/09

    @MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: Good catch. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of ChrisBallard ChrisBallard
    11/12/09

    @ArkansasFred: Good catch indeed. And that's on me, not the publisher (in the book it's correct). I sliced and diced the chapter a bit to get this excerpt down to size and must have made that mistake. My bad. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ChrisBallard was starred ChrisBallard was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    Asked to provide a one-word summation of Jordan, former Bulls center Luc Longley chose "predator."

    "No. Wait. Jordan? Sorry. Thought we were still on Kobe." #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    Oh yeah, Rob Schwartz. I've heard of him. Tall black guy, right? #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    You left out the concluding sentence: "[Tex] Winter headed into the hallway to get a drink of water, but Kobe raced after him and berated him into a stroke." #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    norbizness was starred norbizness was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/12/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
    If you answered "c," congratulations. You share a mind-set with Kobe Bryant.

    Slight typo there. "Congratulations" should actually read "you have our deepest sympathies, idiot." #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Finally, Kobe Bryant Accomplishes Something
    Kobe was only able to join this exclusive club after he got the password "Fidelio" from Nick Nightingale. #kobebryant
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/07/09

    In reply to Finally, Kobe Bryant Accomplishes Something
    24000points is Katelyn Faber's XBox 360 gamer handle. #kobebryant
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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers
    11/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm kind of curious whether you had to look up her name or just knew it offhand. #kobebryant
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was starred ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/08/09

    @ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Or I looked at 289's comment. #kobebryant
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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers
    11/08/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Yes, I realized this as I read down the comments, but didn't want to ask everyone the same question. #kobebryant
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/07/09

    In reply to Finally, Kobe Bryant Accomplishes Something
    Katelyn Faber already got what was behind Door No. 2. #kobebryant
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: It's so wrong but yet so right.

    [www.whosdatedwho.com] #kobebryant
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    Image of JohhnyDamage JohhnyDamage
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: How does victory taste? #kobebryant
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment JohhnyDamage was starred JohhnyDamage was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/07/09

    @twoeightnine: +1 #kobebryant
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/16/09

    In reply to Two Men And A Little Tommy
    There's got to be an NHL game on somewhere

    Ah, you mean that 7th straight Leafs loss, yes? #kobebryant
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    10/16/09

    In reply to Two Men And A Little Tommy
    Isn't Frank McCourt slightly dead?
    /Angela Ashed #kobebryant
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    Hockeymom was starred Hockeymom was unstarred
    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    10/16/09

    In reply to Two Men And A Little Tommy
    So someone help an old guy* out... is there a way to "browse" these "forums" to see what all the kids are talking about?

    28 is old now #kobebryant
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    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was starred Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was unstarred
    Image of Gravy Gravy
    10/16/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: You can seem to find some using the "Search" box. You can also use the web address directly like,

    deadspin.com/tag/tagname_nohashsign

    That will bring up posts and #comments for tagname_nohashsign

    If you want to go straight to #comments than it would be,

    deadspin.com/tag/cmt/tagname_nohashsign

    What you cannot seem to be able to do yet is create any new threads using the new magic box (henceforth, called the "Brandy Box")

    May be better tools for the landed gentry, but I am but a humble proletariat.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Edited by Gravy at 10/16/09 8:57 PM Gravy was starred Gravy was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/16/09

    In reply to Two Men And A Little Tommy
    Hmmmm. And here I'd thought Zeus had invented the Wii so that his Etruscan counterpart, Tinia, could engage his Roman counterpart, Jupiter, in a robust game of simulated golf while he, Zeus, ran off with Tinia's main squeeze, Thalna.

    Key Disclaimer: Classical humor rarely goes well on a Friday evening. #kobebryant
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    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface promoted this comment AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of The Velveteen Hammer The Velveteen Hammer
    10/16/09

    @AzureTexan: All fun and games 'til someone gets turned into a cow #kobebryant
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    Shakey promoted this comment The Velveteen Hammer was starred The Velveteen Hammer was unstarred
    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    10/16/09

    @AzureTexan: you may have well just said "Let me jump your ignorant bones." #kobebryant
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/18/09

    In reply to It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!
    Do you think Stan Van Gundy would let my Border Collie play point guard? That would be so adorable!
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    Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
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