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    God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    I was right!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    What is it with God forcing people to stay in the desert, anyway?
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    Image of tater tater
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    As I have found out in the course of my life...Satan can also tell you to do things too. Like visit another team and then get more money. No wait that's mammon.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    Interestingly enough, God then told Matt Leinart to go the Tempe High School parking lot with four 6-packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade and a traffic cone.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    "Fifty percent, Lord! I'm talking gross!" --Wendell "Sonny" Lawson
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    I had no idea Kurt Warner was so religious. Next time he and that Lord Of The Rings wife of his do an interview they should throw it in everyone's face in a really smug, sanctimonious way.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    If you were one of the Chosen People, Kurt, God would've given you a discount.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    "I told my wife probably 45 minutes into it that I just felt God say, 'You're supposed to be in Arizona.'


    Afterward, he heard God touch his private parts.

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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    God: And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
    Kurt: It *is* God.
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    Image of Van Hammersly Van Hammersly
    03/05/09

    @supermike5alive: I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Kurt Warner got caught naked with a bowl full of Jell-O.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    03/05/09

    @VanceHammersly: the question is - can Kurt hammer a six-inch spike through a two by four with his penis?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    Damn right God was on a private jet. God don't fly commercial.
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    Image of Evgeni Merkin Evgeni Merkin
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    Ever notice how God always tells people to go to warm climate cities? Has anyone ever claimed to have been divinely inspired to go to Rochester, NY, or St. Paul, MN?
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/05/09

    @Evgeni Merkin:


    Reggie White said he signed with Green Bay on God's orders. But that was just an excuse to be close to Brett Favre.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    You should signed with the Mormon God, Kurt. He only wants ten percent.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    He said that San Francisco wasn't "a good football fit."


    Do you know what has "a good football fit"? The pussy of that porn star Pat Burrell was nailing.

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    Visiting the 49ers wasn't a bargaining ploy? Please. Kurt Warner would sooner suit up for the Sodom and Gomorrah Butt Bandits than live in San Francisco.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/05/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Is that a CFL team?
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/05/09

    @HockeyMountain: Yes. Their "end zones" are 50% deeper than most teams'.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/05/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: +1
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/05/09

    In reply to God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
    This makes perfect sense. Like everyone else who's thousands of years old and ignored by their children, God lives in Arizona.
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