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Everybody Loves Kurt

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The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon
03/03/09

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You know why, Shaun? Cause you drove a HYUNDAI to get here, and I was driven in a stretch Range Rover limo. THAT'S my name.
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ScientificMapp
03/03/09

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: You can see Kurt on TV, any given Sunday, lose a Super Bowl drive off in a Hyundai.
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Kid Canada
03/03/09

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Kurt should probably leave his collection of Anita Bryant records behind.
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Jefferson Tardship
03/03/09

@Kid Canada: +1
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Chamomiles Davis
03/03/09

@Kid Canada: But can he bear to leave his buddies behind?
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
03/03/09

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Kurt Warner: that guy, who you know, he's a quarterback. You know who I'm talking about. He's been around for a while. You know, Kurt Warner. He's pretty good. I guess. If you saw him, you'd know exactly who I was talking about.
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Doyle McPoyle
03/03/09

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Jesus Take The Deal.
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ClueHeywood
03/03/09

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And Matt Leinart buries his face...into the breasts of an ASU sorority pledge.
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sg-dub
03/03/09

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Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. -- Matthew 19:23-24, Mark 10:23-25

Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. -- James 5:1

Fuck all that bullshit -- Kurt Warner 3/2/09
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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian
03/03/09

@sg-dub: If Warner doesn't get the money, Bidwill keeps it.

Maybe Warner is just looking out for Bidwill.
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ScientificMapp
03/03/09

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: What about John 3:16 -- "Miss the Field Goal"
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