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    This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/24/09

    In reply to This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat
    He is going to fight the other person in Auburn without an arm - Kodi Burns.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/24/09

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    "Kyle"? I thought his name was "Matt"?
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    03/24/09

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    "It's only a flesh wound!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat
    If you had five other guys like this and a huge rubber ball, you would have the ultimate set of jacks for that giant* on your Christmas list.


    *or Cyclops

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/24/09

    In reply to This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat
    If he meets Goro in the finals-- Awkwaaaaaard.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/24/09

    @Stev D: +/- 1
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/24/09

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    Thanks for nothing, Kyle. Now I can add a quadruple amputee to the list of people who've got a better physique than me.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/24/09

    In reply to This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat
    Congenital amputee, Kyle Maynard...


    The guy has enough problems without you making fun of the fact that someone cut off his genitals.

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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    03/24/09

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    Oh my God, what have they done to Robin!?!?
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/24/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Well, he grew some nice boobs.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/24/09

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    I will destroy him at opening the can of sauce for my sweetheart.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/24/09

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    How does he tap out?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Good question. The competition certainly has a leg up on him.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/24/09

    In reply to This Man Will Absolutely Destroy You On The Mat
    ...so he says to the woman, "I've never been fucked before", so she picked him up, threw him into the ocean and said, "now, you're fucked!".
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