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    Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia

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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    You can sell your used Subtle Butts back to a food vendor, who will then repurpose them as nachos.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    They also signed Pat Methane-y to a minor league deal.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    I will be strapping these to my face in the event of biological terrorism.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    Hello, Subtle Butt? I need 25 Uniforms asap. Hmm, not until September? Perfect.


    -Omar Minaya

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    Yeah, well, how effective are they in the event of the dreaded "Follow Through"?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    03/26/09

    @Clarence Rosario: That's why I always attach my anti-fart shield to ShamWow underpants.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    That tennis picture up top is really starting to annoy me.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: "Brah...don't eat as much asparagus next time!"
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/26/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I'll have what he's having! AM I RITE? AM I RITE?
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    Nope. I'm sticking to the "talk really loud with elongated words to cover my tracks" method.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/26/09

    In reply to Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
    "Cancel my seasons tickets!"


    - Bert Blyleven

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